Sharabi with pandit

[♪ LaLLi ♪]

Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha..
Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha. Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada"..
Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"
Pujari: "Dharti badi"
Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"
Pujari: "Sheshnaag bada"
Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada" Pujari: "Shiv bada"
Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"
Pujari: "Parbat bada"
Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada" Pujari: "Hanuman bada"
Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada"
Pujari: "Ram bada"
Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"
Pujari: "Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"
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Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"

 

[Miss Alone]

 

[*Sandeep*]