Santa at bar in New York

[Justpunjabi]

Prince Charles & Santa were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Santa thinks "how poetic"
Santa says, "pass the custard you bastard".

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Santa at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Santa says - "Baljith Singh Married"

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Santa theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!

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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Santa : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Santa : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..

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[[Hardeep]]

kaim...ha

 

[Birha Tu Sultan]

nice ne

 

[Und3rgr0und J4tt1]

 

[prithvi.k]

santa--sun moon theory & Ph.d da full form

 

[kudi_patole_wargi]

passed highskool with difficulty

 

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