Santa: & jatt narak mein mile.
Lala:Tu kaise mara?
Santa:Thand se Aur Tu.?
Lala: Mujhe laga meri biwi ka afair hai,
Jab ghar gaya to koi nahi tha,
Sharam se mene zehar kha liya.
Santa- Saale agar fridge khol ke dekh leta to na tu sharam se marta aur na main thand se.....