Ramayana by Bill Gates



Ramayana by Bill Gates

When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance 2 listen
Ramayana from Atal Behari Vajpayee. After returning 2
US he wrote it in his personal Diary. A Tabloid in US
got a copy of his writings.These are excerpts from his

Ramayana by Bill Gates.
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya,there ruled a
PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great
sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an
OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-
rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent
MEMORY. His brothers,however, were only PERIPHERAL
ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess
'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL
RAM as his successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE
(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat
for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity
at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real
plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be
INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14
years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE
passed thru DOS-rat and, he collapsed,power-less. RAM
agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN
with him. LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with
his brother. The forest was the dwelling of
Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he
marry her. RAM, politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to
be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to
kill her. Weeping,SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where
RAW-van, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight,approached his
uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the
form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into forest.
Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who,with
his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in
RAM's voice.Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,'C'ta
urged LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the
opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRAR and
changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.



RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing

'C'ta all over the forest. They made friendship with
the forest SYSTEM
ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful co-processor
Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM..
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