Rajnikanth Revisited

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* Now all the C,C++ programs will execute even with Errors,
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Just include the header file, “rajnikanth.h“



* Rajnikant was born on 30 February
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Since then February decided not to give this day to anybody else.
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Mind It.



* Once Rajnikant said to a quite shy girl “plz talk something”..
Now dat grl is known as..




Dolly Bindra



* Rajnikanth went 2 world cookin championship

of course rajni won.

But

guess

what did he make in final???

Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.

Rajni rocks



* Rajnikant and a girl were playing cards,
rajnikant had 3 ekkas (AAA) but could not win,

why?….

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Becoz the girl had 3 Rajnikants…



* Once a unknown child came to rajnikants house.
When the boy entered,
rajnikant askd ‘ae kaun’?? umm ?? ummm??

And today that boy is famous and known as ‘AKON’



* Girl: kya tum mere ashiq ho???

boy: haan

girl: to phir mujhe chand,taare,duniya ki saari daulat-khushiya do.

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boy: tumhara ashiq hu RAJNIKANT ka beta nai hun…..



* Sardar asked Rajnikant:If Black is A Color & White Is Also A Color
then why Black & White TV Is Not A Color TV?
Rajnikant Shocked
Sardar Rocked....



* Rajnikanth once told a lady - "Tu stage pe jake gaa"
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That lady is known as lady gaga.....



* Rajnikanth's web server address is PTTH://rajnikanth.org

[ Reverse HTTP implementation.. client acts as server ]



* Once a large truck hit Rajnikanth, it broke down into multiple small pieces; thats how nano rolled out



* Rajnikant’s ammunition suddenly got over and a villain came in front of him and instantly died coz,
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Rajnikant shouted “DHISHKYAAOON”



* Rajnikant is d only person in world
who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake !!



* Once Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test… the rough sheet he used is known as…
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OXFORD DICTIONARY



* Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…
Rajni: ok..
Nxt day…
Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????
 
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