Punch Dialogues in English...MInd IT da...

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1) U can study and get any certificates. But u
cannot get ur death certificate.............


2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH.....




3 ) U can become an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot become a president if u study in Presidency College......



4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop .... u
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop...........





5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software........



6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup
.........



7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.........
 

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