Post funny quotes!

[punjabiology]

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life

 

[*Sippu*]

lolz

Break my heart i will break ur jaw

 

[punjabiology]

lol,
“An hour sitting with a pretty girl on a park bench passes like a minute, but a minute sitting on a hot stove seems like an hour.”

 

[*Sippu*]

ਭੁੱਲ ਗਏ ਸਬ ਸਿਆਪੇ ਬਾਬਾ ਸੈਟ ਕਰੂਗਾ ਆਪੇ..!

 

[Birha Tu Sultan]

mere kol ta kuch hai hi nahi

 

[Sourabh]

vande matram ! Biscuit naal chaa garam.....

 

[H4RVI SINGH]

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

 

[H4RVI SINGH]

Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

 

[H4RVI SINGH]

It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

 

[Sourabh]

jag jeondyaan de mele khao santre te kele

 

[punjabiology]

lol, good one by everyone.....>haha

"I am the guy she's looking at when she's hugging you"