Phone calls.

[Dhillon]

main geeta ka haath pakad kar kehta hoon ke jeh sabh sach hai

Ajj Sabere

mere friend da phone aaya.

Trnnn Trnnn

Friend: hello dhillon kithe aa ?
Main: main market aaya hoyan.
Friend: ghar kadh jayenga ?
main: 2 k gante lagg jange.
friend: ok main aayunga.
main: ok

Gante badh fer phone aaya.

Trnn Trnnn
friend: o saleya main landline te phone kita si.
main: aaho.
friend: kutta.

is bar India

Trnn Trnnn:
friend: sonu jaldi jaldi mera number dassi,, main ikk kudi nu dena.

pichle saal.

ikk wrong number aaya

Trnn Trnnn

munda: hello raju mama hain.
main: haan hold karo bulata hoon.

10 mint badh agle ne katt ke fer kita.

trnn trnn

munda: hello raju mama ???
main: jabh woh aaye to phone hi katt gaya,, ruko fir bulata hoon.

20 mint badh ohne fer kitta.

munda: aye nahi woh.
main: jabh main unku bula kar lata hoon to tum phone kaat dete ho, kya majak hai jeh.
munda: maine hold kiya tha.
main: kabh kiya hold.jabh woh aaye to koi nahi tha phone par..main fir bulata hoon..abh phone matt rakhna.
munda: ok

Adhe gante badh fer phone aaya.

munda: unse kehna ke main ghar aake hi mill lunga.

 

[pps309]

friend: o saleya main landline te phone kita si.

hahaha..superb


ik baar ik frnd di gf da fone aaya, he was busy talking with her te duje room cho ik hor frnd ne fone chak galla sunniya shuru kar tiya. Original guy dropped the receiver and second guy started talking with the same girl. It went on till 15 mins, till first guy realised....:

 

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

.. veere main v apna no change kita te yaad ni renda.. ajeeb ja hai .. main taa my no karke apna no save kita hoya phn ch . :D




te few years back i recieved dis call on landline...there was some uncle on phn ..


uncle:- SHO sa'ab main bolda....( una ne koi naam leya .. i dnt remember)
me: haanji haanji bolo ..

uncle:-saab oo ramesh da ki baneya ... ( i remember dis name.. maybe coz eh kalool kade bhuleya ni main)
me:- ramesh de taan asin pataaa chaaad taa ...

uncle (in a very low tone) : SHO saab main thonu special keya c ke o munda apna khaaas ae
me: khaas ta theek hai par asin v apna kam karna ..

uncle: maadi kiti ji tusi saade naaal ..


and den i put da phn down ..

 

[pps309]

good one...

ik hor...

India mera cousin kenda...ke 22 aa missed calls bohat aaundiya. I said je hun aai ta mainu gal karan deyi..

Caller: Kitho nestle to bolde aa??
Me: Hanji Nestle to
Caller: MAin ludhiane to bolda, sada truck (some number) turya ottho ke nahin.
Me: Ohne kidda turna...driver thode ne dudh da tank khali kar sharab naal bhar laya...naale aap talli te naale thoda truck...........

We laugh for full day that time..............
Sadde sehar ch Nestle te Beer factory 1-2 km de faasle te hi sigi and it came instantneously to me....

 

[J@tti]

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

.........

ik vaar telemarkating vaalia da phone ayia
i felt sorry for da gal
and strart talking t o her
insead of my info main apne aunt de deni shuru kar diti
and she is 60
short aa galla de thore part



gal how often do u go oversease hoilday?
main 1-2 time
gal and state holiday?
main 3-4
gal do u own ur house?
main yeh
gal car?
main yeh'
gal age?
umer' 1948(je apni dasdi os ne kahena si innie chooti umer ch innie money)
gal wow u sound so young from ur voice
main am vegetrain'''


mere kol bethe saare hasi gaye

 

[HoneY]

Nice one dhillon saab

 

[pps309]

am vegetarian......:

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

its happend wid my younger uncle
hye rabba
8 saal ho gaye
jadon vi koie ghar aounda os noo ih gal dasde:
and blackmail aa je mera wiah ithe hoyia and ohna ne speech diti fer vi dasna



uncle ......kihre resturant jana bhaji de bday te
main ............jihra thude ghar kol nede aa othe theek aa.easy for kidz
uncle......... k can u do da booking?
main ...........tusi kar lavo thude ghar de nede aa
uncle ..........sweety phone te appa noo iko jini door aa


am so dumb some time

 

[Dhillon]

main ta mere cousins ne gupt roop vich chachi da naam ak47 rakheya hoya si,
ikk bar oh bhua de pind jake aayi ta cousin ne sms kita ' ak47 pahunchi ke nahi'

ph number main bapu naal badaleya hoya si, bapu nu bhajdan pe gayain.

funny ? well keep reading.

dujje din koi daddy da friend ghar seban di peti rakh gaya,,
bibi ( grand mother ) ne bapu nu phone kita ke koi peti rakh gaya.
bass adhe gante badh sadde ghar puls hi puls,,puls hi puls
salle sarre seb kha gaye.

 

[Panjaban]

>haha
these r like jokes i gotta share wid ma frnds

 

[Dhillon]

>haha
these r like jokes i gotta share wid ma frnds

mere na share kari,, mera copyright aa

 

[simar]

hehhee.....

 

[Johal]

>haha >haha

 

[SehaJ]

Really good..... made mah day dhillon...

Called on landline phone was the best...

Nd guri ta he hii... one of the besties.. lol..

Thanks again.

 

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

main ta mere cousins ne gupt roop vich chachi da naam ak47 rakheya hoya si,
ikk bar oh bhua de pind jake aayi ta cousin ne sms kita ' ak47 pahunchi ke nahi'

ph number main bapu naal badaleya hoya si, bapu nu bhajdan pe gayain.

funny ? well keep reading.

dujje din koi daddy da friend ghar seban di peti rakh gaya,,
bibi ( grand mother ) ne bapu nu phone kita ke koi peti rakh gaya.
bass adhe gante badh sadde ghar puls hi puls,,puls hi puls
salle sarre seb kha gaye.

.. man dis one is crazyy ak47 puji ke nahi
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[P-a-r-d-e-s-i]

lOlz...........tera okah dhiLlON.............

 

[kudi_patole_wargi]

....sare sire de kamle ne

 

[arpita]

telemarketer the fone aaya...normally menu enna te enna gussa chardhta hunda main fone hang up kar deindi hundi...par ae v dheet hunde ne vaar-2 karde so main veyhli hi si so es vaari main kuch different try karan d sochi

telemarketer: m calling from ((((so-so company hun company da naa cheta nahin )))) ma'am if you have time can I ask you a few questions?


main: of course I have time ....go ahead ask ur questions

telemarketer: ma'am how old are you?

main: 21

telemarketer: ma'am are u owning or renting?

main: you mean my house?

telemarketer: yes

main: i live with my parents...they own the house

telemarketer: ok ma'am what is your date of birth

main: you know something....i was feeling so lonely....m so glad you called....you wanna be my new bestfriend?

telemarketer: uhhhmmm

main: can you call everyday please....m always home alone with no one to talk to....i feel so alone

telemarketer: ma'am maybe i shall call another time when i can get your parents

main: everytime you call you'll get me cuz m alone in the house...isn't that great? we can become great friends

telemarketer: ma'am I have to go you have a nice day

main: don't you wanna be my friend? u don;t think m a nice person? c;mon man we can talk for hours and hours and hours

telemarketer: yes ma;am, no ma'am, i dunno ma'am you just have a nice day ma;am (and hangs up)

I guess he didn't wanna be my friend

bhajaata...murrke os company ton kadi kisda fone nahin aaya....pata nahin kyun

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

thaks