Pakistani in India

kanjjar

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A Pakistani,was riding in a taxi while in Mumbai. Passing by the New Andheri Flyover, the Pakistani who has never seen such big buildings asks the cab driver "What's this thing?" "That's the New Flyover, the biggest in Mumbai" replied the cabbie. "Flyover? How long did it take to build that?" asked the Pakistani. "About 5 years" replied the cabbie.
"5 years? We build them twice as high, twice as wide and four times as long down in Karachi, and we do that in six months."
A while later the cab driver makes his was past the Nehru Planetarium. "What's that building over there?" asks the Pakistani. "That's the Planetarium " replied the cabbie. "Plantarum huh ? How long'd it take to build that?" asked the Pakistani. "About three years" replied the cabbie. "Three years? We build them twice as high, three times as long and four times as wide as that down in Karachi, and it only takes us about two weeks."
Shortly thereafter the cabbie drives past the Air India building . "What's that building there?" asks the Pakistani, pointing at the tower. "I don't know" replied the cabbie, "It wasn't here when I drove by yesterday".
 
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