No breath rule... newton forget to mention

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Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start

to move faster than the one you are in now.


Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get

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Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your

nose will begin to itch.


Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the

least accessible corner.



Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you

had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water,
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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know

increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.



LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine

won't work, it will!



LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to

the reach.



THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive

last.



LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss

will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
 
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