My Friend At Auction !!!

[dilbardeewana]

It was Just after the Third Fight of the day My Friend was wandering (no no, 'bhabhi' has done nothing like THAT , he just decided to go out for his 3rd consecutive morning walk of the day) through the busy streets of city when he noticed a group of people gathered ahead almost blocking the road.

he asked the passer by lady " bhenji, kya ho raha hain udhar?"
"pataa nahin, shayad kuch neelaam ho rahe hain...., ghadi kaa" she replied ..

he walked further and joined the crowd. as he can't see what's going ahead, asked the person beside him " bhai, kaun si model hain?"
"maruti - 800 " came reply even without looking at him.
then he listened to the bidding voices..

"pachaas hajaar..."
'ek laakh..."
"dhed laakh..."
"do laakh..."
"teen laakh..."
"chaar lakh..."
.....................
ek puraani maruti-800 ko itnii high bids??? confused, he asked him again
"kya ye 'harpal singh-ji' family ki vohi maruti hain jo ekdam first mein factory se niklaa thaa?"
"nahin bhai, ye kuch alag hain"
"oye...to fir bids itni tezzi se oopar kyon jaa rahe hain?"

baarah laakh........
terah laakh......
..........
"isko 25 baar accident huaa hain"

bees laakh........
pachees laakh......
..........


"fir bhi????"

"aur 25 beewiyaan seedha ooper" !!!! and he signaled to the sky

''hat terii kii.......... EK KAROD..... bhaiyaaaa EK KAROD !!!"""

 

[kit walker]

yaar Had hai is dunia ki