Must REad - Chat

Mandeep Kaur Guraya

MAIN JATTI PUNJAB DI ..

Our FRIEND WAS chatting with a female - Online chat.

(Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both
work for real big MNC's)

Hero : Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?

Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having
found u on chat

Hero : wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts
only when I find you on Chat

Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll
get some Coffee.

Hero : OK

(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to
his desk ).

Manager : Hey, I need some help from you

Hero : [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah
tell me.

Manager : Could u write a program for me which generates
nth prime number, Given value of n. Would you give this
by today evening?

Hero : I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok
with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you
[Leaves the place]

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently
for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face.
Over to chat window...)

Female: Hey, am back

Hero : cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda.....
keeps asking stupid tings, tries to give me stupid work.... $*#&$@

Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these
managers are!!

Hero : Yep, u rite!!

Female: Hey, can u do me a favor

Hero : *smiles* sure, why not.

Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print
nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that to me
by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent
for me to work this out

Hero : hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail
in an hour from now.

ok?

Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR
WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM ...!!

AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW !!
 
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