Mr santa


*Nirbhau Nirvair*
Mrs Santa travelling by a DTC bus with her nine childern who occupied seats all over the bus. An irate lady passenger admonished her: ' Behenji, apnee raizgaree sambhall leejiye.' ( Please collect your small change.)
Mr Santa snapped back: ' Aisey lagta hai abhee aap ka note toota nahin.' ( It appears your currency note is still intact.)