jonty509
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Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgarh to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".
Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se
kah do ki Thakur_Software walon ne paagal kutton ke
liye software banana bund kar diya hai."
Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye
programmers hire kiye hain kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par
powerbuilder chal raha hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on
a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another,
using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts laughing and says:"Ha ha... thakur ne
Freshers ko liya hai ye log programming karenge? In ko
to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log
consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says:
"jaao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho
gaya."
...AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar
sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?
Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza
milegi... barabar milegi."
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions
hain is machine mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot
naainsaafi hai.
[logout - logout - logout].
Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"
Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!"
[Logout]
Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se
kah do ki Thakur_Software walon ne paagal kutton ke
liye software banana bund kar diya hai."
Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye
programmers hire kiye hain kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par
powerbuilder chal raha hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on
a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another,
using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts laughing and says:"Ha ha... thakur ne
Freshers ko liya hai ye log programming karenge? In ko
to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log
consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says:
"jaao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho
gaya."
...AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar
sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?
Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza
milegi... barabar milegi."
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions
hain is machine mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot
naainsaafi hai.
[logout - logout - logout].
Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"
Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!"
[Logout]