Modern Sholay...

jonty509

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Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgarh to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se
kah do ki Thakur_Software walon ne paagal kutton ke
liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye
programmers hire kiye hain kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par
powerbuilder chal raha hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on
a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another,
using a laptop.

Kaalia Starts laughing and says:"Ha ha... thakur ne
Freshers ko liya hai ye log programming karenge? In ko
to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log
consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain."

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says:
"jaao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho
gaya."

...AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"

Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar
sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?
Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza
milegi... barabar milegi."

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions
hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot
naainsaafi hai.

[logout - logout - logout].
Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."

Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!"
[Logout]


 
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