Mathematics

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Romance mathematics




Smart man plus smart woman = romance
Smart man plus dumb woman = affair
Dumb man plus smart woman = marriage
Dumb man plus dumb woman = pregnancy

 

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC​

Smart boss plus smart employee = profit
Smart boss plus dumb employee = production
Dumb boss plus smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss plus dumb employee = overtime

 

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SHOPPING MATH​

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

 

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS​

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

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HAPPINESS​

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

 

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LONGEVITY​

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

 

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE​

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

 

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE​

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

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[$IMPLE]

lol kya mathematics hai

 

[SHauKeeN GaBRu]

 

[MAVERICK]

>haha >haha
maza aa gaya par ke

 

[SANJANA_KAPOOR]

good mathematics!