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Lao V Mitro Lohri De Moke Te Tuhade Sareya layi Jokes.....


1Amli 2Amli Nu Kehnda...
Yaar mai chota hunda kutte to deg piya c.
2AMLI: bach geya c ke mar geya c
1AMLI yaar mainu ke pata ohdo ta mai jawak hunda c.


Ik Var Sare Punjabiya Di Meeting Ho rahi c,
KE Apna Punjab Nu India To alag KArona,
Vicho De EK Punjabi boleya appa punjab nu india to alag ta kara laa gaye par punjab nu develop kida hove gaa.
Duja Punjabi:Appa AMRICA te Attack kara gaye te oh sanu jeet ke Naal Mila lau gaa te Dvloment Ho jau gyi
Punjabi Khush Ho gaye...
IK BAZURG Punjabi Chup Chap Peche Betha C..sareya ne pucheya baba tanu ke hoyea...
Baba kehnda Baki ta saab theek aa Par By Chance je apa AMRICA JEET liya fir
:lol2


Bus vich ek kuri khadi c.
Ik baba Aake ous vich vajeya,
BABA: Sorry!
Kuri khandi Non Sense,IDIOT,
Thodi deer baad ek jawan munda ake kuri vich wajda aa.
munda kehnda Sorry.
kuri khandi Its ok No Problem.
BAba Gusse vich Naa Saalieye Mery Sorry De Splelling galat c.
:lol2


Interviewr: Tel me opposite of good?
Santa: Bad.
Intvr: Come?
Santa: Go.
Intvr: ugly?
santa: pichhli.
Intvr: U-g-l-y-?
santa: P-I-C-H-H-L-I.
intvr: Shut Up.
Santa: Keep Talking.
Intvr: Get Out.
Santa: Come in.
Intvr: Oh My God.
Santa: Oh Your Devil.
Intvr: U R REJECTED
Santa: I Am Selected.!
BALLE BALLE BALLE
:lol2


santa: Ek Road To jenda piya c.
Te Achank ohne road te jhuk ke road to kuj chackeya te uchi sari kehnda.
Eh saale Bevkuf lok aaj kal potti v es tarha karde aa jida SAMOSA Piya hove.
:))


Bania apne Bacheya nu Kehnda.
Jehra Raat nu Roti nayi kahu gaa mai ohnu 5 rupe deva gaa.
Bache 5-5 rupe lake soo gaye..
Te saver nu bania kehna jehra 5-5 rupe nhi deve gaa ohnu roti nhi milu gyi..


Santa Aur Uski Girlfrnd Garden Me Baithe The.
Girlfrnd: Jaanu Kuch Essa karo ke meri Dhadkan Teej HO jaye.
Santa: Paaj Saalieye Tera Peo Aa Geya.
:lol2

Boy Was Singing Song Of Ashiqi.
His Dady Got Angry,
Dad: O kanjara Saver Da Time Aa Rab Da Namm V Laa Liya Karo.
Boy: Chack Lao Rab Da Namm Lake Rann Botal Wargi.
:))


Girl Proudly Says: Meri to har sans par insaan marta hai.
Boy: Yaar Fir Tu Wadiya Tooth-Paste Istemal Kyon Nhi karti.
:lol2


Teacher To Santa: Jis Insaan nu Kuj Sunda Naa Hove Ohnu English vich Ke Kehnde ne?
Santa: Madem ji Jo Marji Keh Lao Ohnu Kehra Kuch Sunda Va.


Hospital vich Ek Bacha janam len to baad Nurse nu Puchda "light Hagi"
Nurse: No
BachA: O teri de esvar v punjab vich janam ho geya.
:haha


Wife Mai Tang Aagi Tusi Hamesha.
Mera Ghar
Meri Car
Mere Pasie karde rehnde a.Bas mera mera he karde ho kade Sada v keha ?
Hun Almari vicho ke labb de paye aa.
SANTA: SADA KACHHA..
:lol2


In MBA Classroom Prof.Askd To Santa."if i buy n item Rs.12.75 & sell Rs15.25"
ITs Profit Or Loss?
Santa: Its Profit in rupees & loss in Pasie.
:lol2


Santa Entered In Ladies Toilet.
Sareya Ladys Khadiya ho giya..
Santa: Oh BAs Bas Bathh Jao Izaat bas dil vich honi chayedi aa kahre hon de jaroort nhi.
:)) :))


Wats Ture Bravery?
To Arrive Home Late..
Night fully Drunk..
And mom wating Wid A Jharu..
And u Ask: BEBE :o HAJE TAK SAFAYI NHI HOYI? :lol2


Santa: sir tusi apni gharwali nu party te keo nhi lake jande?
Sir : Yaar oh Pind De aa Esli.
Santa: Oh sry sir mai socheya shyad tuhadi aa:lol2


Pati Patni De Larayi Ho gyi Patti Ghar To Chala Geya.
Raat nu patti ne phone kar ke pucheya.
Khan vich ke aaj raat nu.
Patani "ZAHER"
Patti: aaj mai raat nu ghar nhi aa sakda ehda kari tu kah ke soo javi.
 

umang26

like a star!
Santa Entered In Ladies Toilet.
Sareya Ladys Khadiya ho giya..
Santa: Oh BAs Bas Bathh Jao Izaat bas dil vich honi chayedi aa kahre hon de jaroort nhi.

Hospital vich Ek Bacha janam len to baad Nurse nu Puchda "light Hagi"
Nurse: No
BachA: O teri de esvar v punjab vich janam ho geya.

LOLLL
 
Santa Aur Uski Girlfrnd Garden Me Baithe The.
Girlfrnd: Jaanu Kuch Essa karo ke meri Dhadkan Teej HO jaye.
Santa: Paaj Saalieye Tera Peo Aa Geya.


Improve ur language :pop
 
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