life as a computer

  • If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!
  • To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
  • If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".
  • Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
  • To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
  • To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
  • To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
  • If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
  • When you lose your car keys, click on "find".
  • "Help" with the chores is just a click away.
  • You'd use your diskette to recover from a crash.
  • We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.
  • To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".
  • Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
  • To undo a mistake, click on "back".
  • Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".
  • If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".
 
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