Lets MAKE A STORY.......

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Ok guys in this thread we will make a NEVER ENDING STORY..
Iss story de 5 main characters honge
1. Jahanpana
2. Kantabai
3. Anarkali
4. Dan
5. Tarlochan (dan's neighbor)
Other temporary Characters can be added to help the story move forward.......

Here is the pilot (First Episode)....................
 

kanjjar

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Dan and Jahanpana are in love with anarkali
Jahanpana has called Dan, Anarkali and Kantabai in his court.
Jahanpana use to fool around with kantabai in her younger days...
Dan : jahanpana main anarkali se bepanah mohobbat karta hun
Jahanpana : Anarkali sirf meri ho sakti hai or kisi ki nahi
Dan : Aap kantbai se shaadi kyun nahi kar lete. Aakhir aap or kantabai to ek dusre ko tab se jaante hai jab aapki 5th begam guzarne wali thi
 

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Kantabai : Jahanpana main aaj bhi aapka intezaar kar rahi hun
Dan : jahanpana mere jeete jee muje or anarkali ko koi juda nahi kar sakta.....
Jahanpana : khamosh!!!!!!!!
Kantabai : OK
Jahanpana : tum nahi. @ dan
Anarkali : Jahanpana lekin main Dan nahi Dan ke padosi Tarlochan se pyar karti hun
dan :o jahanpana :o Kantabai :fp
 

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Jahanpana : Tarlochan ko pesh kiya jaye :mad
Tarlochan : salaam Jahapana
Jahanpana : Tum:o
Tarlochan : muje maaf kar dijiye jahanpana. Lekin main anarkali se nahi. Main aapki 8th begam si pyar karta tha
Jahanpana : Is ka matlab hamare mehal ki tooti kabhi karab hi ni hoi. Tum plumbing ke bahane Meri begam se milne aate the :mad
 

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Anarkali : Nahi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
Dan : :mad :wah
Tarlochan : Muje maaf karde dan.
Dan : Tumne meri peeth mei shura ghob diya hai dost
Tarlochan : Hum dost nahi sirf padosi hain
Jahanpana : :gulp
Kantabai : jahanpana abb to aapki 8th begam bhi guzar chuki hai. Aap muje kyun nahi apnaa lete
 

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Jahanpana : Tarlochan tumne mere hi mehal mein meri hi begam(8th) ke saath :mad :mad
tarlochan : jahanpana hum ek dosre se sachi mohobbat karte the
Dan : Jaise main aur anarkali :)
Anarkali : :haha
Dan : :(
Kantbai : Jahanpana abb kya fayeda tarlochan par gussa hone ka. abb to apki begam(8th) bhi nahi rahi
 

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Dan : Jahanpana abb?
tarlochan : jahanpana lekin aapke mehal ki tooti sach mei kharaab thi
Jahanpana : Khamosh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan : OK
Jahanpana : tum nahi. @tarlochan
anarkali : kya muje yahan se jaane ki ijazat hai???
Jahanpana : Nahi :mad
Tarlochan : muje pata tha :haha
Dan : muje bhi :haha
Jahanpana : Khamosh!!!!!!! :mad
Kantabai : :fp
 

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Tarlochan : anarkali tum ne mujhe kabhi nahi kaha ke tum mujhse mohobbat karti ho
Anarkali : main kaise kehti
Tarlochan : koi ishara ya sms hi kar deti
Anarkali : mujhe aap sse sharam aati thi :dr
tarlochan : Han lekin agar mujhe pata hota to........
Jahanpana : :mad :mad :mad
Dan :angry :angry :angry
Kantabai : :nail
 

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Jahanpana : main bhi apne zamane mein bohut anarkaliyo se mila hun.
Dan : Kitni?
Jahanpana : yaad nahi
Dan : :wor
tarlochan : Mujhe apki begam(8th) ne bataya tha jahanpana
jahanpana: woh jaanti thi :o
tarlochan : ji jahanpana. isi liye to har hafte aapke mehal ki tooti kharab hoti thi
Jahanpana : :mad :mad :mad
dan : :haha
Kantabai : jahanpana abb aap ki umer anarkliyo se milne ki nahi rahi...
 

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Jahanpana : Kanta mujhe bore matt karo
Kantabai : meri jwani ke dino mein to aap kabhi bore nahi huye
Jahanpana : T.V on karo
Dan : jahanpana hum to 1602 mein hain. yahan T.V kaise ho sakta hai
Jahanpana : tarlochan mujhe gana sunayo
tarlochan : buhe baariyan te naale kandha tapp ke aawanga....
Jahanpana : Khamosh!!!!!!!!
Dan : Turdi a pink suit da pauncha chak chak ke... chaldi a heartbeat .....
Jahanpana : Khamosh!!!!!
Anarkali : Munni badnaam hoi darling tere liye :cheer
Jahanpana :lub Dan :sm tarlochan :dr
Kantabai : :np
 

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Kantabai : agar ye ashleel program khatam ho gaya ho to iss kaarvai ko aage badaye? hum larkiyan sirf naachne gane ke liye hi ni hain.
Anarkali : :hi5
Tarlochan : kanta tum ab larki nahi rahi
Jahanpana : Khamosh!!!!!!
Kantabai : OK
Jahanpana : tum nahi. @Tarlochan
Dan : anarkali lekin tum ne mujhse ye kyun nahi kaha ke tum mujhse pyar nahi karti?
Anarkali : mujhe laga ke shayd tum mere liye gift laoge.
Dan : :o
Anarkali : lekin tum to bilkul kanjoos nikle
 

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Dan : Lekin maine tume woh chocolate lai ke di thi na:)
Anarkali : uss se achi chocolate toh mujhe Sher Khan ne di thi..........ops
Dan :o tarlochan :o Jahanpana :o
Kantabai : :nail
Tarlochan : Sher Khan???? Mera Co- Plumber ??
Anarkali : kon Sher Khan? Main kisi sher ya chuhe ko nahi jaanti.
dan :mad jahanpana :angry tarlochan :mad
Anarkali : :fp
 

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Jahanpana : Sher Khan ko pesh karne mein kitna waqt lagge ga?
Sipahi : Jahanpana 2min woh mehal ki tooti theek kar raha hai
jahanpana :o dan :o tarlochan :o anarkali :o Kantabai :o
Sher Khan : salaam jahanpana. Anarkali :hand
jahanpana:mad dan:mad tarlochan:angry
Jahanpana : sach sach batayo tum yahan kya kar rahe ho
Sher Khan : Main aapke bete Saleem se mohobbat karta hun.
Jahanpana :o dan :o tarlochan :o anarkali :o Kantabai :o Everyone Else :o
Jahanpana : Saleem kya ye sach hai?
Saleem : ji jahanpana Sheru or main ik dusre se mohobbat karte hain
 

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Jahanpana : agar tumhari maa(jahanpana's 3rd) zinda hoti to kya sochti
Saleem : Lekin abbu abb zamana badal gaya hai
Jahanpana : Khamosh!!!! hum abhi 1602 mein hai
Saleem : lekin
Dan, Tarlochan, Anarkali, Kantabai---Khamosh!!!!!!!!
Jahanpana : :o
Sher Khan : Himmat rakh sallu mere hote hoye tume koi HAATH nahi laga satka
Dan : ye baat to abb saari Adalat jaan chuki hai
Jahanpana : Khamosh!!!!!!!!
 

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Jahanpanah : Sher Khan tum tooti theek karke ayo
Saleem : Main chalta hun
Jahanpana : tum kahan ja rahe ho?
Saleem : Sheru ki madad karne
dan :haha tarlochan :haha
Jahanpanah: Khamosh!!!!Chup chaap anpe kamre mein jao
Saleem : :( jo hukum jahanpanah
Dan : Anarkali tum mujhse nahi tarlochan se pyar karti ho?
Anarkali : haan :dr
Tarlochan :kiss Kantabai
Dan :o jahanpanah :mad Anarkali :angry
Jahanpanah : Pehle meri begam(8th) abb meri GF
Kantabai : GF? :dr:dr
Tarlochan : Muaafi jahanpanah muje laga aap anarkali se.....
Jahanpanah : :thinking
Dan : jahanpanah aap faisla kijiye aapko kantabai chahiye ya anarkali?
 
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