Laughter Snaks 9

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The He4rt H4ck3r
Height of diplomacy:


Forgetting wife's birthday
later telling her
how can I remember honey
when you never look a year older.
:so
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SANTA KA BUSINESS MEIN BOHAT GHATA HO GAYA
AUR WOH BURI TARAH KANGAAL HO GAYA,
USNE EK FAISLA KIYA AUR JAAKAR APNI BIWI SE KAHA......!!!


"TUM BACCHON KO UNKI NAANI KE YAHAN BHEJ DO,
AUR KHUD APNI MAA KE YAHAN CHALE JAO"


PREETO : AUR AAP ?


SANTA : MERA KYA HAI ? MAIN REH LONGA
APNE SASURAL MEIN..........!!!!:y


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BIWI : PHONE PE ITNI DHEEMI AWAZ MEIN
KIS SE BAAT KAR RAHE HO ?


PATI : BEHEN HAI ?


BIWI : TO ITNI DHEEMI AWAZ MEIN KIS LIYE ?


PATI : TERI BEHEN HAI IS LIYE........!!!
:x:x

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EK MACCHAR KISI KE TAKLE PAR JAA BAITHA,


DOSRE MACCHAR NE DEKH KAR BOLA
"WAH !!! KYA GHAR DHUNDA HAI"


PEHLA MACCHAR : GHAR KAHAN ?
ABHI TO SIRF PLOT KHARIDA HAI.......!!!
:p

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BOHAT SAMAY PEHLE KI BAAT HAI.............!!!






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IS LIYE YAAD NAHI HAI........!!!!


:thinking
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