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The He4rt H4ck3r
Santa entered the No Entry Zone in the car.
The cop stopped and asked him.
policeman: OY Tune No Entry --board nahi dekha kya?
Santa: Sir saw, I thought the it was the film board.
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A BOY ROMANTICALLY SAY TO HIS
GIRLFRIEND.............................!!!
"MAIN TUMHARI AANKHON MEIN
SAARI DUNIYA DEKH SAKTA HOON"
PAAS SE SANTA BIKE PE JAA RAHA THA
YEH SUN KAR SANTA NE POCHA
"YAAR ZARA DEKH TO INDIA GATE
PAR ZYADA TRAFFIC TO NAHIN HAI........?"
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SWAMI SANTA LOGON KO GYAN DETE HUE......!!!
"PURI LIFE KO SUDHARNE KE LIYE
EK WIFE KAAFI HAI..........."
"PAR EK WIFE KO SUDHARNE KE LIYE
PURI LIFE BHI KAM HAI.............":
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AADMI KA DIL BOHAT BADA HOTA HAI
AUR
AURAT KA DIL BOHAT CHHOTA HOTA HAI....!!!!
PROOF CHAHIYE.........?
AURAT KE DIL MEIN SIRF USKE
LOVER YA PATI KE LIYE HI
JAGAH HOTI HAI........!!!
AUR
AADMI KA DIL ITNA BADA HOTA HAI
KE US MEIN
PRIYANKA
AISHWARYA
KATRINA
ASIN
BIPASHA
KAREENA
SAAMNEWALI
BAAJUWALI
UPARWALI
NICHEWALI
SABZIWALI
DHOODHWALI
KAAMWALI
SAALI
AUR THODI BOHAT JAGAH
PATNI KE LIYE BHI HOTI HAI.......!!!
SACH MEIN AADMI KA DIL BOHAT BADA HOTA HAI.......!!!
The cop stopped and asked him.
policeman: OY Tune No Entry --board nahi dekha kya?
Santa: Sir saw, I thought the it was the film board.
_________________________________________
A BOY ROMANTICALLY SAY TO HIS
GIRLFRIEND.............................!!!
"MAIN TUMHARI AANKHON MEIN
SAARI DUNIYA DEKH SAKTA HOON"
PAAS SE SANTA BIKE PE JAA RAHA THA
YEH SUN KAR SANTA NE POCHA
"YAAR ZARA DEKH TO INDIA GATE
PAR ZYADA TRAFFIC TO NAHIN HAI........?"
_____________________________________
SWAMI SANTA LOGON KO GYAN DETE HUE......!!!
"PURI LIFE KO SUDHARNE KE LIYE
EK WIFE KAAFI HAI..........."
"PAR EK WIFE KO SUDHARNE KE LIYE
PURI LIFE BHI KAM HAI.............":
________________________________________
AADMI KA DIL BOHAT BADA HOTA HAI
AUR
AURAT KA DIL BOHAT CHHOTA HOTA HAI....!!!!
PROOF CHAHIYE.........?
AURAT KE DIL MEIN SIRF USKE
LOVER YA PATI KE LIYE HI
JAGAH HOTI HAI........!!!
AUR
AADMI KA DIL ITNA BADA HOTA HAI
KE US MEIN
PRIYANKA
AISHWARYA
KATRINA
ASIN
BIPASHA
KAREENA
SAAMNEWALI
BAAJUWALI
UPARWALI
NICHEWALI
SABZIWALI
DHOODHWALI
KAAMWALI
SAALI
AUR THODI BOHAT JAGAH
PATNI KE LIYE BHI HOTI HAI.......!!!
SACH MEIN AADMI KA DIL BOHAT BADA HOTA HAI.......!!!