Laughter Snaks 6

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The He4rt H4ck3r
Santa entered the No Entry Zone in the car.


The cop stopped and asked him.


policeman: OY Tune No Entry --board nahi dekha kya?


Santa: Sir saw, I thought the it was the film board.
:dn

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A BOY ROMANTICALLY SAY TO HIS
GIRLFRIEND.............................!!!


"MAIN TUMHARI AANKHON MEIN
SAARI DUNIYA DEKH SAKTA HOON"


PAAS SE SANTA BIKE PE JAA RAHA THA
YEH SUN KAR SANTA NE POCHA


"YAAR ZARA DEKH TO INDIA GATE
PAR ZYADA TRAFFIC TO NAHIN HAI........?"
:nerd


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SWAMI SANTA LOGON KO GYAN DETE HUE......!!!


"PURI LIFE KO SUDHARNE KE LIYE
EK WIFE KAAFI HAI..........."


"PAR EK WIFE KO SUDHARNE KE LIYE
PURI LIFE BHI KAM HAI............."::ks

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AADMI KA DIL BOHAT BADA HOTA HAI

AUR

AURAT KA DIL BOHAT CHHOTA HOTA HAI....!!!!

PROOF CHAHIYE.........?

AURAT KE DIL MEIN SIRF USKE

LOVER YA PATI KE LIYE HI

JAGAH HOTI HAI........!!!

AUR

AADMI KA DIL ITNA BADA HOTA HAI

KE US MEIN


PRIYANKA

AISHWARYA

KATRINA

ASIN

BIPASHA

KAREENA

SAAMNEWALI

BAAJUWALI

UPARWALI

NICHEWALI

SABZIWALI

DHOODHWALI

KAAMWALI

SAALI

AUR THODI BOHAT JAGAH

PATNI KE LIYE BHI HOTI HAI.......!!!:hug


SACH MEIN AADMI KA DIL BOHAT BADA HOTA HAI.......!!!:so
 
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