Laughter Snaks 5

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The He4rt H4ck3r
BIWI APNE SHARABI KO SUDHARNE KE LIYE


KAALE RANG KE KAPDE PEHEN KAR GHAR KE


BAHAR KHADI HO GAYI.............!!!


PATI (JHUMTE HUE) : TUM KAUN HO ?


PATNI : CHUDAIL !!!:chudel


PATI : HAATH MILA, MAIN TERI BEHEN KA PATI........!!!:hug


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TEACHER : YEH SIGNATURE KISKI HAI ?
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PAPPU : MERI MAA KI HAI.


TEACHER : YEH KAISI SIGNATURE HAI ?


PAPPU : MERI MAA KA NAAM "JALEBI BAI" HAI NA......!!!:thumak


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EK DEEWAR PAR LIKHA THA

"YAHAN KUTTE SUSU KARTE HAI"

SANTA NE WAHAN JA KAR SU SU KIYA
PHIR HASKAR BOLA

"ISE KEHTE HAI DIMAG,
SU SU MAINE KIYA AUR
NAAM KUTTE KA AYEGA....."...
:kiven
 
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