Laughter Snacks 51

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The He4rt H4ck3r
Raman ja raha tha Rashid se takar ho gyi

Raman: Me shama chahata hun..

Rashid: Shama ko hum bhi chahta hai lekin Uska baap nahi manta.:rp


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Pati: Kaha Ja Rahi Ho

Patni: Aatmhatiya Karne

Pati: To Itna Make-Up Kyu Kiya Hai???

Patni: Kal Subha Paper Mein Photo Nahi Ayega Kya Aap Bhi Samajte Nahi Na :princess

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Isko kahte hai BHAYANKAR BEIZZATI:

WIFE - Suno G jab aapne pehli baar mera
gunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya?
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Husbnd - MAA kasam mar hi jata agar TV par
"AAHAT" dekhne ki aadat na hoti. :chudel

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Tinku :Ye Computer Aapke

Workload Ko 50 Percent Kam Kar

Dega.

Chintu - To Fir Main 2 Lunga.:admin

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Pappu: Haircutting k kitne lete ho?
Barber:- Rs 30
Pappu:- Shaving ke?
Barber:- Rs10
Pappu:- ok Shave My Head :muchan
 
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