Laughter Snacks 38

[#m@nn#]

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspaper so I could have
a new one everyday.

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Wife- Main maike ja rahi hoon,tujhe tallak ki notice bhej dungi!

Husbnd-’Ja ja, mithi-mithi batein karke mujhe khush karne Ki koshish mat kar.

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Wife:
Mene suna hai k Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.
To aurton ko kya milay ga?

Husband:

Kuch nahi, Khuda sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.

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Wife: Ap muj se kitna pyar krte hain?

Husband: Mai tum se itna pyar krta hun k tumhara jhoota zehar bhi pe sakta hun.
Yaqin na ho to azma lo.

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Wife Gana gaa rahi thi

Husband: Jab tum Gati ho to Lgta he Indra Gandhi ga rhi ho

Wife: Lekin Usay to Gana hi nahi ata tha

Husband: Te Anni diye tenu kera aunda A

 

[nvkhkhr]

last one

 

[Sourabh]

anni diye..........te jyaada haasa aaya....chutkula ik v swaad da nhi c

 

[Jaswinder Singh Baidwan]

 

[Mandeep Kaur Guraya]

 

[Android]

 

[Mukesh Sharma]

Last nd Last one..............

 

[preet_singh]

 

[#Jatt On Hunt]