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The He4rt H4ck3r
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
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Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!
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Shankar told his servant:
Go and water the plants.
Servant: its already raining.
Shankar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
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Shankar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his boss in his home.
He comes back running office and says,
'baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.
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Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
_______________________________
Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!
__________________________________
Shankar told his servant:
Go and water the plants.
Servant: its already raining.
Shankar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
_________________________________________
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
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Shankar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his boss in his home.
He comes back running office and says,
'baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.
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