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The He4rt H4ck3r
A car owner taking interview of a driver and finally he told, “OK. you are selected and you will get $ 2000 as starting salary.”
The driver answered, “You are great Sir ! For starting if $2000 then for driving how much sir?
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Beti:
Ami mera teacher kitna pyara hai na?
Ami:
Beti teacher baap k brabar hota hai.
Beti:
AMI ap hamesha apne hi chakar mein rehna,
hamare liye na sochna.
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Baap apne nalayak bete se:
Nalayak har time awara ghumta rahta hai...kabhi tu ne apni koi book khol k b dekhi hai??
beta:
haan abbu roz kholta hu aik book.
baap:
konsi???
beta:”FACEBOOK”
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Aik admi ki wife mar gayi
Dost usko chup karane k baad:
Tujhe kuch chahiye?
Admi:
Jaldi Laptop le aa.
.
Facebook pe status change kar k Single karna hai...!!
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Jab bachcha paida hota hai to sare
Privaar wale usko daikhne aate hain....
Bacche ka baap kehta hai:
“mere bete ka chehra to mere par gya hai.”
Chacha kehta hai:
“is k hath paon tou bilkul mere par gaye hain.”
Maa kehti hai:
“iss ki naak mere par gayi hai.”
Dada kehta hai:
“is k kaan merae par gaye hain.”.
Phir jab wohi bachha thora bada ho kar sharartain krta hai to...
sare privaar wale kehte hain:
“Pata nahi kameena kis par gaya hai..."
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The driver answered, “You are great Sir ! For starting if $2000 then for driving how much sir?
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Beti:
Ami mera teacher kitna pyara hai na?
Ami:
Beti teacher baap k brabar hota hai.
Beti:
AMI ap hamesha apne hi chakar mein rehna,
hamare liye na sochna.
____________________________________________________
Baap apne nalayak bete se:
Nalayak har time awara ghumta rahta hai...kabhi tu ne apni koi book khol k b dekhi hai??
beta:
haan abbu roz kholta hu aik book.
baap:
konsi???
beta:”FACEBOOK”
___________________________________________________
Aik admi ki wife mar gayi
Dost usko chup karane k baad:
Tujhe kuch chahiye?
Admi:
Jaldi Laptop le aa.
.
Facebook pe status change kar k Single karna hai...!!
____________________________________________________
Jab bachcha paida hota hai to sare
Privaar wale usko daikhne aate hain....
Bacche ka baap kehta hai:
“mere bete ka chehra to mere par gya hai.”
Chacha kehta hai:
“is k hath paon tou bilkul mere par gaye hain.”
Maa kehti hai:
“iss ki naak mere par gayi hai.”
Dada kehta hai:
“is k kaan merae par gaye hain.”.
Phir jab wohi bachha thora bada ho kar sharartain krta hai to...
sare privaar wale kehte hain:
“Pata nahi kameena kis par gaya hai..."
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