#m@nn#
The He4rt H4ck3r
Mohan: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA
Se Phone Par Baat Ki..
Sohan: That’s Great Yaar..
Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??
Mohan: Uss Ne Kaha..
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Wrong Number..
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Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?
Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!!!!!!
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear!
Girl: Would you die for me ?
Boy: No, mine is Undying Love!!!!!!!
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Mareez: Mujhe Ajeeb si beemari ho gai hai..
Jab Meri Bivi bolti hai to mujhe kuch Sunaai nahi deta hai....
Doctor:
Ye Beemari nahi Khuda ki Naymat hai...
Se Phone Par Baat Ki..
Sohan: That’s Great Yaar..
Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??
Mohan: Uss Ne Kaha..
:
:
:
Wrong Number..
_____________________________________
Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?
Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!!!!!!
_____________________________________
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear!
Girl: Would you die for me ?
Boy: No, mine is Undying Love!!!!!!!
______________________________________
Mareez: Mujhe Ajeeb si beemari ho gai hai..
Jab Meri Bivi bolti hai to mujhe kuch Sunaai nahi deta hai....
Doctor:
Ye Beemari nahi Khuda ki Naymat hai...