Laughter Snacks 17

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The He4rt H4ck3r
Announcement in University:

"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"

Another announcement after 20 minutes:

"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes":car


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A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question



So, Which Platform are you Working on..:kiven


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"COLLEGE n SCHOOL are d nickname of HEAVEN"

Hmmm.....
Dats y it is said dat
"COUPLES r made in HEAVEN" :hug

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Movie Director, “Now you have to jump from the 10th floor.”



Nervous Actor, “But suppose I got injured or killed?”

Director, “Thats the idea, coz its the last scene of the movie.”

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