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The He4rt H4ck3r
TEACHER : IF YOU HAVE 12 CHOCOLATES,
AND YOU GIVE 5 TO ARUNA,
4 TO KAVITA AND 3 TO ANITHA
THEN WHAT WILL YOU GET ?
PAPPU : 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS.......!!!!
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MARRIED LIFE IS SO EASY
SEEMS JUST LIKE
WALKING
IN THE
PARK
AND........
PARK
IS LIKE
JURASSIK PARK........!!!
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एक कंजूस बाप का बेटा अपनी गलफ्रेंड के साथ डेट पर गया ,
डेटिंग से लौटने पर कंजूस ने पूछा - कितना पैसा खर्च किया ?
बेटा - बस 1000 रुपये।
पिता ( बिगड़ कर ) - नालायक इतने पैसे खर्च कर दिए।
बेटा - क्या करता , उसके पास इससे ज्यादा पैसे नहीं थे।
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Banta: Yaar tune pure bathrum me potty kyu faila di?
Santa: Phone aa gaya tha.
Banta:To kya hua?
Santa:Abe tune idea ka ad nahi dekha??
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Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.
Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.
Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga..
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Patni (Pati Se) – Collage ke bare me
tumhara koi katu (BAD) anubhav hai?
Pati (Patani Se) – Han, Tumhari aur
meri paheli mulakat college me he to
hui thi.
AND YOU GIVE 5 TO ARUNA,
4 TO KAVITA AND 3 TO ANITHA
THEN WHAT WILL YOU GET ?
PAPPU : 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS.......!!!!
____________________________________
MARRIED LIFE IS SO EASY
SEEMS JUST LIKE
WALKING
IN THE
PARK
AND........
PARK
IS LIKE
JURASSIK PARK........!!!
______________________________________
एक कंजूस बाप का बेटा अपनी गलफ्रेंड के साथ डेट पर गया ,
डेटिंग से लौटने पर कंजूस ने पूछा - कितना पैसा खर्च किया ?
बेटा - बस 1000 रुपये।
पिता ( बिगड़ कर ) - नालायक इतने पैसे खर्च कर दिए।
बेटा - क्या करता , उसके पास इससे ज्यादा पैसे नहीं थे।
_________________________________________
Banta: Yaar tune pure bathrum me potty kyu faila di?
Santa: Phone aa gaya tha.
Banta:To kya hua?
Santa:Abe tune idea ka ad nahi dekha??
_________________________________________
Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.
Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.
Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga..
__________________________________________
Patni (Pati Se) – Collage ke bare me
tumhara koi katu (BAD) anubhav hai?
Pati (Patani Se) – Han, Tumhari aur
meri paheli mulakat college me he to
hui thi.