Laughter Snacks 12

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The He4rt H4ck3r
TEACHER : IF YOU HAVE 12 CHOCOLATES,
AND YOU GIVE 5 TO ARUNA,
4 TO KAVITA AND 3 TO ANITHA
THEN WHAT WILL YOU GET ?

PAPPU : 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS.......!!!! :x:x


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MARRIED LIFE IS SO EASY

SEEMS JUST LIKE

WALKING

IN THE

PARK


AND........


PARK


IS LIKE

JURASSIK PARK........!!! :so


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एक कंजूस बाप का बेटा अपनी गलफ्रेंड के साथ डेट पर गया ,

डेटिंग से लौटने पर कंजूस ने पूछा - कितना पैसा खर्च किया ?

बेटा - बस 1000 रुपये।

पिता ( बिगड़ कर ) - नालायक इतने पैसे खर्च कर दिए।

बेटा - क्या करता , उसके पास इससे ज्यादा पैसे नहीं थे।:sim


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Banta: Yaar tune pure bathrum me potty kyu faila di?

Santa: Phone aa gaya tha.

Banta:To kya hua?

Santa:Abe tune idea ka ad nahi dekha?? :virk

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Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.

Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.

Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga..:an


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Patni (Pati Se) – Collage ke bare me
tumhara koi katu (BAD) anubhav hai?

Pati (Patani Se) – Han, Tumhari aur
meri paheli mulakat college me he to
hui thi. :dr
 
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