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The He4rt H4ck3r
Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?
Pati: Ek second ki tarah.
Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?
Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.
Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh
Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein....
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PATI PATNI MEIN KHOOB LADAI HO GAYI,
PATI GUSSE SE GHAR SE BAHAR CHALA GAYA......!!!!
RAAT KO APNE GHAR PAR PHONE KARTA HAI..........
"KHANE MEIN KYA ?"
PATNI : ZEHER HAI...
PATI : MUJHE AANE MEIN DER HOGI,
TUM KHAKAR SO JAANA.........!!!!
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SANTA CAME OUT OF THE EXAM HALL
IN VERY UPSET MOOD.......!!!
BANTA : WHAT HAPPEN ?
SANTA : OYE ! I DIDN'T KNOW PAST TENSE OF "THINK"
BANTA : THEN ?
SANTA : I THOUGHT AND THOUGHT AND THOUGHT
AND FINALLY WROTE "THUNK"
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Santa- “Kal aapne apne bache ko bahut pita|
Aakhir aisi kya baat ho gayi thi usse?”
Banta- “Darhasal do din baad us badmaash ka
result nikalne waala hai aur mai aaj hi ek
mahine ke tour par jaa raha hu|”
...
Pati: Ek second ki tarah.
Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?
Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.
Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh
Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein....
___________________________________________________
PATI PATNI MEIN KHOOB LADAI HO GAYI,
PATI GUSSE SE GHAR SE BAHAR CHALA GAYA......!!!!
RAAT KO APNE GHAR PAR PHONE KARTA HAI..........
"KHANE MEIN KYA ?"
PATNI : ZEHER HAI...
PATI : MUJHE AANE MEIN DER HOGI,
TUM KHAKAR SO JAANA.........!!!!
_____________________________________________
SANTA CAME OUT OF THE EXAM HALL
IN VERY UPSET MOOD.......!!!
BANTA : WHAT HAPPEN ?
SANTA : OYE ! I DIDN'T KNOW PAST TENSE OF "THINK"
BANTA : THEN ?
SANTA : I THOUGHT AND THOUGHT AND THOUGHT
AND FINALLY WROTE "THUNK"
____________________________________________
Santa- “Kal aapne apne bache ko bahut pita|
Aakhir aisi kya baat ho gayi thi usse?”
Banta- “Darhasal do din baad us badmaash ka
result nikalne waala hai aur mai aaj hi ek
mahine ke tour par jaa raha hu|”
...