Laughter Snacks 10

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The He4rt H4ck3r
Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?

Pati: Ek second ki tarah.

Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?

Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.



Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh

Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein.... :med


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PATI PATNI MEIN KHOOB LADAI HO GAYI,

PATI GUSSE SE GHAR SE BAHAR CHALA GAYA......!!!!


RAAT KO APNE GHAR PAR PHONE KARTA HAI..........
"KHANE MEIN KYA ?"


PATNI : ZEHER HAI...


PATI : MUJHE AANE MEIN DER HOGI,
TUM KHAKAR SO JAANA.........!!!!
:sleeping


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SANTA CAME OUT OF THE EXAM HALL
IN VERY UPSET MOOD.......!!!


BANTA : WHAT HAPPEN ?


SANTA : OYE ! I DIDN'T KNOW PAST TENSE OF "THINK"


BANTA : THEN ?


SANTA : I THOUGHT AND THOUGHT AND THOUGHT
AND FINALLY WROTE "THUNK" :thinking


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Santa- “Kal aapne apne bache ko bahut pita|
Aakhir aisi kya baat ho gayi thi usse?”
Banta- “Darhasal do din baad us badmaash ka
result nikalne waala hai aur mai aaj hi ek
mahine ke tour par jaa raha hu|”
:pop


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