laloo ji

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While on a personal visit to Las vegas, LaLoo wanted to talk to his wife’ but he afraid to disturb her.
So he picked up the phone and asked the long distance telephone operater ‘ Could u please tell me the time differance between patna and Las vegas”
Opertor: just a minute sir.....
Laloo: Thank u and put the phone down
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Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks:
A Bandarva Ka Photu Kitne Ka He Re?
Shopkepper: Woh Phutwa Nahin Sahib
Wo To Sheesha (Mirror) He!
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लालू जी : अपने पी ऐ से । इतने खिलाड़ी क्यो फुठबल को लात मार रहे है ।
पी ऐ : गोल करने के लिए
लालू जी : सुसरा , बाल तो पहले से ही गोल है और कितना गोल करेंगे
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At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says,
"JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks,
"AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
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:hahaha :hahaha
 
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