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1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar
gaya peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar
gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon
ko maza aaraha hain,
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko
maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis
Chala raha hain
3.) Hollywood ka hero hain TOM
CRUZ,
Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Pudhil Station Santa cruz...Agla
Station Santa cruz..Next Station
Santacruz
4.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera
mehmaan,
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera
mehmaan
And the award goes to
A.R.Rehman.
5.) Manchester , mein khelta hain
ROONEY
Manchester United mein khelta
hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha "
aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
6.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki
khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki
khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de
rubber
7.) Teri adao pe main waari
waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
8.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka
khauf..
The number your trying is
currently switched off.
9.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba
lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas
kaato gholo aur laga lo.
 
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