Justin Bieber

Ek din imran hashami ek bar me beer ka mug le kar baitha hua muskura raha tha.. Ranbir: Bada muskura raha hai tu bhai.. Baat kya hai.. ?? Imran:" Kal machhli pakadne gaya tha main.. Nadi kinaare genliya mili, Usko Nadi paar karni thi.. Maine usko apni boat me bithaya aur beech nadi me boat rok di aur usko kaha, "YA TO MUJHE kiss kar LE, YA PAANI ME KOOD JA.." Aur us bechari ko tairna nahi aata tha.. Tu to jaanta hai boat me paani ki lehron k bich kissing ka maje hi alag hai.. Ranbir: Gazab kismat hai teri filmi parde pe kya to tu real me bhi kisi ko nhi chorrta Agle din imran hashmi usi barme usi table par beer ka mug le kar baitha hua jor jor se ro raha tha.. Ranbir: Ye 'c' grade ki satai huì heroien jaisa muh bana k kyu ro raha hai.. ?? Imran: Kal fir se machhli pakadne gaya tha main.. Nadi kinaare ek english ladki mili.. Usko bhi Nadi paar karni thi.. Maine usko apni boat me bithaya aur beech nadi me boat rok di aur usko kaha, "YA TO MUJHSE Kiss kar LE, YA PAANI ME KOOD JA.." Usne kaha i m ready but kiss k alawa bhi tumhe aur bhi bhaut kuch karna hoga... Aur itna kehte hi usne apni nakli wig utari ... Mere to tote udd gaye.. Wo sala Justin Bieber nikla... Aur TAIRNA MUJHE BHI NAHI AATA THA....
 
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