Vajpayee (indian minister) and George Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
The barman says "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Bush replies, "We're planning World War III" And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy looks at them in amazement and exclaims," A bicycle repairman?!!! Why him?"
So Vajpayee turns triumphantly to Bush and says with great glee, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"</B>