journey of vajpayee........


Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Jayalalitha are travelling in
a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely
dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap. The train comes out of the tunnel. Jayalalitha and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.

All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Jayalalitha is thinking: -These Pakistanis are all crazy after

Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that
she slapped him.

Madhuri is thinking:- Musharaf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed
Jayalalitha instead and got slapped.

Musharraf is thinking:- Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss
Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me.

Vajpayee is thinking: - If this train goes through another tunnel, I
could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again.


The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him
after the attack on the Pentagon: " I'm sorry to hear about the attack.
It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from
the Pentagon, we have copies of everything." :hm