Ik bande de ghar buddi mar gayi. Saare kehan lagge: Bebe mainu lai jaandi! Mainu lai jaandi!
ik Amli vichon uthh ke kehenda: Saaleo! Bebe ne SUMO kiti hoi si ki?
Amli: Dr. saab, I’m suffering from loose motion.
Doc: Kinni ku patli aundi hai?
Amli: Dr. saab, samaj lao ke tusi us naal Grare kar sakde ho !
Teacher: Light Kitho Aandi Hai?
Pappu: Mere Nankeya De Gharon.
Teacher: Kinwe?
Pappu: Jado Light Jandi Hai Papa Kehndy ne “Saleya ne Pher cut ti” :D .
Samundar de kande baithe han, Kadi tan lehar aaogi,
Kismat badle na badle, CHAPPAL TAN DHOTI JAUGI.
Shera: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook?
Jassi: Niri Afwah !!!
Amli to wife: tera koi chakkar si vyaah ton pehle
Wife remain silent.
Amli: Main is khamoshi nu ki samjha?
Wife: Bewakoof ginan tan de. :D
Amli: Bhai, har roz murge nal roti khaidee hai.
shera: Yaar, Oh kiven?
Amli: Ik burki aap khaidee aae te ik murge nu paayee di hai.
Jeeto: Main tang ya. Tusi hamesha Mera Ghar, Meri car, mera beta, bus Mera Mera hi karde ho, kadi Sadda vi keha karo, hun almari vichon ki lab rahe ho?
Amli: Sadda Kachcha.
jassi: Mere mummy ne kal murga banaya.
Amli: Kinu, tenu ke tere bapu nu? :D :D
Amli: Main ek eho jehi cheej labhi aa jeehday nal deewar de aar par dekhya ja sakda hai.
Jassi: Balle! Ki cheej hai?
Amli: MORI :D :D
Jassi: Saadi teacher kehndi hai ke MAJJ da taja dudh peen nal dimag wadhda hai.
Amli: Oye je ajehi gall hundi taan apna katta ajj IAS officer lageya hunda!
Jassi to Amli: Name 5 animals living in the water?
Amli: 1 Frog.
Jassi: Theek hai hor das?
Amli: Frog da praah, bhen, piyo te maa :D
Amli: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.
Jassi: Y?
Amli: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau :D :D
Jassi: Oye tera vyah ho gya?
Amli: Haan.
Jassi: Kuri naal?
Amli: Oye munde naal v hunda hai kya?
Jassi: Haan… Meri bhain da hoya si !
Jassi to Jeeto: Kidaan di sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jeha swad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peetde hoye: Hey Rabba! Na jane es bande ne ki ki khaada hoya hai. :D
Amli ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Amli te sussu karta.
Amli to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
jassi to Amli: Aao ji chess khediye.
Amli: Tu chal mein sports shoe paa ke hune aaya.
Jassi:O yaar hun meri kudi jawaan ho gayi hai, ki karan?
Amli: Karna ki hai, ohnu border te bhej de, saanu jawaanan di badi lor hai
Amli: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si?
Jassi: Goli lagi si mathe vich.
Amli: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi.
Jassi: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Amli: Oye tenu eh vi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Amli: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Amli: Time hi to Dasya hai ji 12.35 :D :D
Gal to jassi: Ki shaadi de baad v tu mainu enna hi pyaar krenga?
jassi: Kyon nahin? Mein taan diwana ha shadi-shuda aurta da. :D :D
Jassi: enne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahide ne.
Pappu: Haan Baapu, chal main us saale master da ghar v vekhya hoya hai :D :D
jassi: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
amli: Gold ring de de.
jassi: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
amli: Taan fer tractor da tyre de de.
jassi: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi
Preeto: Raat nu tussi peeke gutter ch gir gaye si.
jassi: Ki dassan, sub galat sangati da asar hai, asi 4 dost… 1 bottle, te o teeno kambhakt peende nahin. :D :D
ik Amli vichon uthh ke kehenda: Saaleo! Bebe ne SUMO kiti hoi si ki?
Amli: Dr. saab, I’m suffering from loose motion.
Doc: Kinni ku patli aundi hai?
Amli: Dr. saab, samaj lao ke tusi us naal Grare kar sakde ho !
Teacher: Light Kitho Aandi Hai?
Pappu: Mere Nankeya De Gharon.
Teacher: Kinwe?
Pappu: Jado Light Jandi Hai Papa Kehndy ne “Saleya ne Pher cut ti” :D .
Samundar de kande baithe han, Kadi tan lehar aaogi,
Kismat badle na badle, CHAPPAL TAN DHOTI JAUGI.
Shera: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook?
Jassi: Niri Afwah !!!
Amli to wife: tera koi chakkar si vyaah ton pehle
Wife remain silent.
Amli: Main is khamoshi nu ki samjha?
Wife: Bewakoof ginan tan de. :D
Amli: Bhai, har roz murge nal roti khaidee hai.
shera: Yaar, Oh kiven?
Amli: Ik burki aap khaidee aae te ik murge nu paayee di hai.
Jeeto: Main tang ya. Tusi hamesha Mera Ghar, Meri car, mera beta, bus Mera Mera hi karde ho, kadi Sadda vi keha karo, hun almari vichon ki lab rahe ho?
Amli: Sadda Kachcha.
jassi: Mere mummy ne kal murga banaya.
Amli: Kinu, tenu ke tere bapu nu? :D :D
Amli: Main ek eho jehi cheej labhi aa jeehday nal deewar de aar par dekhya ja sakda hai.
Jassi: Balle! Ki cheej hai?
Amli: MORI :D :D
Jassi: Saadi teacher kehndi hai ke MAJJ da taja dudh peen nal dimag wadhda hai.
Amli: Oye je ajehi gall hundi taan apna katta ajj IAS officer lageya hunda!
Jassi to Amli: Name 5 animals living in the water?
Amli: 1 Frog.
Jassi: Theek hai hor das?
Amli: Frog da praah, bhen, piyo te maa :D
Amli: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.
Jassi: Y?
Amli: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau :D :D
Jassi: Oye tera vyah ho gya?
Amli: Haan.
Jassi: Kuri naal?
Amli: Oye munde naal v hunda hai kya?
Jassi: Haan… Meri bhain da hoya si !
Jassi to Jeeto: Kidaan di sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jeha swad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peetde hoye: Hey Rabba! Na jane es bande ne ki ki khaada hoya hai. :D
Amli ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Amli te sussu karta.
Amli to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
jassi to Amli: Aao ji chess khediye.
Amli: Tu chal mein sports shoe paa ke hune aaya.
Jassi:O yaar hun meri kudi jawaan ho gayi hai, ki karan?
Amli: Karna ki hai, ohnu border te bhej de, saanu jawaanan di badi lor hai
Amli: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si?
Jassi: Goli lagi si mathe vich.
Amli: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi.
Jassi: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Amli: Oye tenu eh vi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Amli: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Amli: Time hi to Dasya hai ji 12.35 :D :D
Gal to jassi: Ki shaadi de baad v tu mainu enna hi pyaar krenga?
jassi: Kyon nahin? Mein taan diwana ha shadi-shuda aurta da. :D :D
Jassi: enne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahide ne.
Pappu: Haan Baapu, chal main us saale master da ghar v vekhya hoya hai :D :D
jassi: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
amli: Gold ring de de.
jassi: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
amli: Taan fer tractor da tyre de de.
jassi: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi
Preeto: Raat nu tussi peeke gutter ch gir gaye si.
jassi: Ki dassan, sub galat sangati da asar hai, asi 4 dost… 1 bottle, te o teeno kambhakt peende nahin. :D :D
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