»SukhMani«
*Nirbhau Nirvair*
Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli-Wow! God kya aab main Pari ban gayi hun?
God-Nahi re Pagali tu aab Chamgadar ban gayi ho...
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Pappu, sonu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai!
Sonu : bakri kaise anda de sakti hai?
Pappu : arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri akha hai

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Santa: yaar I Notice a very Impotant thing
Banta: Wht is dis?
Santa: Jab railway Fatak Band hota hai Tab TabTRain Jarur aati hai.

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God-Nahi re Pagali tu aab Chamgadar ban gayi ho...

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Pappu, sonu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai!
Sonu : bakri kaise anda de sakti hai?
Pappu : arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri akha hai


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Santa: yaar I Notice a very Impotant thing
Banta: Wht is dis?
Santa: Jab railway Fatak Band hota hai Tab TabTRain Jarur aati hai.

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