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aditi_adi

Member
HEY TAKE THIS SPORTIVELY...

SHarma ko 3 live bomb mile.
Sharma: Chal police ko de kar aate hain.
Verma: Agar koi bum raste main hi phat gaya to?
Sharma: Jhoot bhol denge, ki 2 hi mile the.

Sharma going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan
nikle"
Sharma gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to
behan hai"!

An American and a Lala were walking down the street when the
American exclaimed-- look a dead bird.
The Lala looks towards the sky and says -- where, where ??

lala is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks...
takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks,
Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?
Lala replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun

Sharma returned back from the cinema hall without watching the
cinema.what was the name of the cinema?
Ans:NO ENTRY

Sharma : Which is the most painful delivery in world?
Verma : sunny deol ki maa ki.
Sharma : woh kaise?
Verma : woh nikla gaddi le ke.....


Sharma dials a number, A girl recieves the call
Sharma: who r u?
girl: sita
Sharma: maine to chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to
yeh to ayodhya mil gaya.

A Lala on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -

Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?

Lala - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.


Sharma: car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki
lagaun?
Sharma bole: yaar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE!
 

Guest33

Elite
MaRjAnA said:
jaundi reh kuriye:wa sahi kahya
ki kara JOJ 22 mainu satti kapdi agg lagg jandi hai jad koi Sardaran te majak kare.....janta nu pata sata hunda ni uyin bolan lagg jange.....
 

MaRjAnA

JaTT_On_JaunT
jatti_sydney said:
ki kara JOJ 22 mainu satti kapdi agg lagg jandi hai jad koi Sardaran te majak kare.....janta nu pata sata hunda ni uyin bolan lagg jange.....
Ya ,,,ppl even dont know anything abt the hostory of sikhism,,,bs boli jande ne,,,BAD:sleepy
 

aditi_adi

Member
Thanx

Thanx alot for editing. Actually i didnt wantd to make anybodies fun:dts... Im Sorry for hurting u guyz...
Thanx alot...


:thnx
 

munda_wakhre_type_da

-- Kem da Gui --
aditi bibi de tidd vich hun agg balni hegi .. te une ure aake raula paaani hegi ...

ni bibi gaali glooch je aake ure kiti hegi taaan tind paad deni hegi teri :saw
 

guywidattitude

bEtTa LeAvE dIs BoY aLoNe
munda_wakhre_type_da said:
take it sportively.. jeda v hunda hai...

sada ta ahi hunda k dil nu naa laalin guddi :D ( dil nu laan lai sardar chadde hi bethe ne :-D )

aaho sardar chhade hi baithe hain:mean :mean :mean :mean :mean :mean :mean
 

MaRjAnA

JaTT_On_JaunT
munda_wakhre_type_da said:
aditi bibi de tidd vich hun agg balni hegi .. te une ure aake raula paaani hegi ...

ni bibi gaali glooch je aake ure kiti hegi taaan tind paad deni hegi teri :saw
mera dil karda ik ik nu kol bitha ke ...............


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,goli maar diya:mean :mean :mean :mean :mean :mean :mean
 

aditi_adi

Member
????

Well i cant understand Punjabi language coz i m nt fm punjab.... So agar kuch bhi bolna hai toh hindi ya angrezy mein bolo....


Well i was nt posting in this site / forum coz u guyz speak punajbi n i cant understand it... So decided i m nt gona post ny more....
:thnx :dts
 

MaRjAnA

JaTT_On_JaunT
1. We are not going to speak hindi...
2. You are welcome to post here..But nOT the stuff that you posted yesterday!
 

Sonia_Nz

>>>>MaHiYa<<<<
chalo yaaar leave this topic.....
put water on it....she apologised naaa n tht matters :hug
n i think she didn't posted it intentionally...... n bet she ain't gonna do tht in future n no one else wud do it either.....
so be4 we categorise ourselves into sikhs hindus etc etc we shud kno tht we r all indians....
n jus dun fingure point at ne ones culture, belief's........ :hug :hug
i better leave this thread be4 i start soundin lke a politician :an :an :bolt :bolt
 

aditi_adi

Member
Re:RE:

Well dont speak hindi...i m nt forcing u guyz... well i ve said sry... i mean it...
Thx Sonia_Nz for understanding me... I know we all r INDIANS but every indian doesnt know how to speak or understand Punjabi...or ny other language... Agar mera ab mann kiya then i lll post or else i lll cum n read othere posts..
Bye... N Sry 4 everythng....:dts
 

Sonia_Nz

>>>>MaHiYa<<<<
Re:

aditi_adi said:
Well dont speak hindi...i m nt forcing u guyz... well i ve said sry... i mean it...
Thx Sonia_Nz for understanding me... I know we all r INDIANS but every indian doesnt know how to speak or understand Punjabi...or ny other language... Agar mera ab mann kiya then i lll post or else i lll cum n read othere posts..
Bye... N Sry 4 everythng....:dts
i truly understand tht aditi... its alriteee... :hug :hug
chalo ya start postin ur shayeri n stuff waitin for it ok....n it was a mistke so lets clean the slate n make a fresh start wot say haaan :p
 
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