Jokes for today

[tomarnidhi]

Maa: Beta Tere Liye Rishta Aaya Hai, Ladki Bhi Engineer Hai!
Beta: Lekin Maa Dono Berozgaar Honge To Ghar Kaise Chalega!

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The only way to stop people from wearing sunglasses inside mall is by holding their hand and say,
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"Bahiya Kidhar Jaoge? Aao Main Chhod Deta Hun!"

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Boy: Viber Use Karrti Ho?
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Girl: Ufff! Ye un-educated Bhi Na! Dear, Viber Nahi, Wiper Hota Hai... Aur Main Tabhi Use Karti Hun Jab Pani Jyaada Ho, Warna Pochha Hi Lagati Hun!

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Interesting Observation:
Gujjus will not be affected by iPhone 6 launch.
They will continue to flash their iPhone 4S and say
"iPhone Chhe"!

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Darpok Hain Wo Log Jo, Single Hain Aur Shaadi Nahi Karte.
Saala, Jigar Chahiye... Barbaad Hone Ke Liye!

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ACP Pradyuman : Laash Mein Se Kidney Gayab Hai..Iska Matlab Samjhe Daya?
Daya : Kya Sir?
ACP: Marne Se Pehle Zaroor Isne iPhone 6 Kharida Hoga!

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Daughter-in-law: Mom, is my nose flat?
Mother in law: No Baby!
Daughter-in-law: Am I fat like a Baby Elephant?
Mother-in-law: You have a fine physique, you're like a Barbie Doll.
Daughter-in-law: Am I dark-complexioned?
Mother-in-law: No no, you are so fair.
Daughter-in-law: Then why people tell me that you look exactly like your mother-in-law?
Mother-in-law: Laawan Jutti, Bandri Jaee, Majj kisay thaan di... Kali Habhshan... Kidaan Bakwaas Kardi ae!

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If you have black eyes then your name is Ruru!
you know why?
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Because Yeh Kali Kali Aankhen... Tu Ruru... Tu Ruru!​

 

[Jaswinder Singh Baidwan]

 

[kit walker]

 

[Black Cat]

lol
ghaint c....

 

[riskyjatt]

haha ................

 

[•-=»𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕣«=-•]

Habhsan

 

[Sukhmeet_Kaur]

 

[Singh]