jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal suno

[Pardesan Punjaban]

atleast we r trying
hun baaki te sanjoga da khel aa

arey bhai baat yeh hai k kujh din pehle meri gulaboo se vartalaap hui talifone pe.. baaton hee baaton mein usne mujhe meri gf k bare mein poocha maine kaha abhi tak taan koi fasi nahi hai... toh voh boli k meri room-mate pushpa(dhanne kee pehli jnaani.. aur shayad aakhree b) jo hai woh b single hai currently... aur woh tumhare bare mein pooch rahi hai... maine kaha mujhe manjoor hai.. toh woh boli pehle kam se kam 50 posts hindi mein karo unp pe.... maine kaha kyun? ..toh woh boli usko dekhna hai k tumhe hindi aata hai ja nhi..kyunki dhanne ke saath b uska hindi-punjabi ka panga rehta thaa..
toh bas main ho gaya shuru...
aur dhanne veer sorry k maine tumhari ex-janani par aankh rakhi lekin ah sab keeyia kraayia pp ka hai... mera koi dosh nhi hai...

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[munda_wakhre_type_da]

Re: jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal sunooooooooooooooooooo

eh sab sazish hai.. konvikted bai apna khaaas amli hai... oh khaadi peeti ch v bhabi nu ghrwali bnaan bare ni soch sakda hai.. sade munde te jaada hi pressure paya geya hai tanhi eho je byaan dereya hai.. ( dhana 007 case di taftish kiti jaaawe)

veere i know u must b in some extreme awkward situation.. ina MB waleya ne apni izzat bachaan lai tere te koi scheme payi hai.. i trust u bro.. koi v problem hai tu pm ch das sakda hai.. asin tere naal haaan..

MB haye haye haye haye..






te je eh gal waak ehi sach hai te konvicted bai hosh o hawaas ch kehreya hai taaan bai ure holi de rangan diyan nadiyaa behjaan giyaaan... . asin sehaj da haq kise hor nu ni laen dena

 

[dhana_jatt]

Re: jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal sunooooooooooooooooooo

.. ah sabh sajish ae... eh sabh pp aapne golgappea karke kar rahi ae... is ch daso mb da ki role ae... eve sara credit aap len nu teyar rehnde ne eh
mb haye haye
je prove hi karna ta pehla mera kra ke dikhao... nale main sabh to jada eligible aa..fer maniye mb nu

 

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

Re: jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal sunooooooooooooooooooo

je prove hi karna ta pehla mera kra ke dikhao... nale main sabh to jada eligible aa..fer maniye mb nu

veere tere match karaaun de chakraa ch taan shaadi.com , bharat matrimony jeevansaathi pata ni kehdi kehdi siteaan fail hoke rulgiyaaan..... eh bechare MB ki cheej ne
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[Johal]

Re: jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal sunooooooooooooooooooo

atleast we r trying
hun baaki te sanjoga da khel aa




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kar lewoo ardas tusi wii ke ih safal ho jaweee

nai te jad jutia pendian pehle vicholeee nu hi ragra launde neee

phir bhajan nu rah nai labnaaa

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

Re: jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal sunooooooooooooooooooo

hye rabba saare magar hi pae gaye

ik mere pps veer ne mainu support kiti aa


baaki reply aa ke dindi

 

[Johal]

Re: jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal sunooooooooooooooooooo

support te poori hai tuhanuuu

changa udam chukia hai tusii

par maff kareiooo juttian khan wich support nia kar sakdee

 

[SehaJ]

Re: jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal sunooooooooooooooooooo

eh sab sazish hai.. konvikted bai apna khaaas amli hai... oh khaadi peeti ch v bhabi nu ghrwali bnaan bare ni soch sakda hai.. sade munde te jaada hi pressure paya geya hai tanhi eho je byaan dereya hai.. ( dhana 007 case di taftish kiti jaaawe)

veere i know u must b in some extreme awkward situation.. ina MB waleya ne apni izzat bachaan lai tere te koi scheme payi hai.. i trust u bro.. koi v problem hai tu pm ch das sakda hai.. asin tere naal haaan..

MB haye haye haye haye..






te je eh gal waak ehi sach hai te konvicted bai hosh o hawaas ch kehreya hai taaan bai ure holi de rangan diyan nadiyaa behjaan giyaaan... . asin sehaj da haq kise hor nu ni laen dena

Tu badi aj kal feel le reha.. bada haq haq ker reha.. ki gal sab teek aa?

Dhanne jinni marzi koshish kerle 22... jachdi ta ohh tere nal he aa 22.... baki hun zabardasti kise val kerni aa.. ohh teri marji aa....

Baki teri pushpa he vaise kaim cheez aa.. kade honey kol.. kade konvicted jatt kol.. te menu lagda guri ve 3-4 vari date te le geya hona...

Tahi hun mere te gal sutda 22

 

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

Re: jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal sunooooooooooooooooooo

Tu badi aj kal feel le reha.. bada haq haq ker reha.. ki gal sab teek aa?

sab perfectly ok hai .. gal eh hai ke jado dand kadan di waari andi ae taa sabto pela tera smiley litda hunda dand kadan ala.. te jado hun tere naal naam jodan di gal hi turi hai taaan tere dil ch baadi jawaala mukhi uthgi.. tere reply karan di tone hi badal gi... ina gussa theek ni apne kol hi saambh ke rakh kam aun..
te replies sarcastic way naal kinwe karne o v changi tara mainu aunde... so better stay calm and try to reply genuinely

thanx & regards
unp team
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[dhana_jatt]

Re: jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal sunooooooooooooooooooo

Tu badi aj kal feel le reha.. bada haq haq ker reha.. ki gal sab teek aa?

Dhanne jinni marzi koshish kerle 22... jachdi ta ohh tere nal he aa 22.... baki hun zabardasti kise val kerni aa.. ohh teri marji aa....

Baki teri pushpa he vaise kaim cheez aa.. kade honey kol.. kade konvicted jatt kol.. te menu lagda guri ve 3-4 vari date te le geya hona...

Tahi hun mere te gal sutda 22

ah jazdi di ta bai tu gal hi na kar.. tere nal eho ji jazavage ki hor sare fike pe jange lol... nale tere ch kashish hi eni ae ki pushpa di raata di neend uda diti ae tu ta... zabardasti di te koi gal ni ae.. aagli tere te senti ae hun asi ki kar sakde aa.. tere karke divorce v degi hun sanu.. te hun tere nal tor deni ae... tohadi jori dilok kasma khaya karn ge.. tu vekhi ja bas... te tu v dilo kina karda pushpa da tahi tenu pata kide kide nal ghumdi firde.. ah guri nu v ni pata hona kini var date te leke gea usnu.. tu sara hisab kitab rakhi firda.. u deserve her.. bas hun tere nal hi viah krauna vekhi chal. khich lo teyaria unp aaleo

 

[dhana_jatt]

Re: jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal sunooooooooooooooooooo

sab perfectly ok hai .. gal eh hai ke jado dand kadan di waari andi ae taa sabto pela tera smiley litda hunda dand kadan ala.. te jado hun tere naal naam jodan di gal hi turi hai taaan tere dil ch baadi jawaala mukhi uthgi.. tere reply karan di tone hi badal gi... ina gussa theek ni apne kol hi saambh ke rakh kam aun..
te replies sarcastic way naal kinwe karne o v changi tara mainu aunde... so better b calm and try to reply genuinely

thanx & regards
unp team
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tu eve feel le geya aagla check karda c ki kite pushpa da kite hor na tanka fit kar den amli.. tu v samajda ni..
Thnx regards!!!
UNP team

 

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

Re: jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal sunooooooooooooooooooo

. ah guri nu v ni pata hona kini var date te leke gea usnu.. tu sara hisab kitab rakhi firda..

yaar eh taa main kade socheya hi ni ine waake hi hasaaab rakheya yaaar.. dhane main ik do waar bhabi nu udaan hi rose festival te leke gaya c.. tu veere gusa na kar bethin ...
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[deep]

Re: jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal sunooooooooooooooooooo

Baki teri pushpa he vaise kaim cheez aa..

Bai jo v sach nikal hi gaya moonh chon

 

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

Re: jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal sunooooooooooooooooooo

tu eve feel le geya aagla check karda c ki kite pushpa da kite hor na tanka fit kar den amli.. tu v samajda ni..
Thnx regards!!!
UNP team

maaaf karde yaaaar .. shayad mein uske charkarviyuh mein faskaaar kuch jaada bol bethaa.. shama dayi de dost
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[dhana_jatt]

Re: jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal sunooooooooooooooooooo

yaar eh taa main kade socheya hi ni ine waake hi hasaaab rakheya yaaar.. dhane main ik do waar bhabi nu udaan hi rose festival te leke gaya c.. tu veere gusa na kar bethin ...
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bai eve thori mainu james bond de chachere mame de munde de sale da dost kehnde ne... aagla poori jankari rakhda kithe jandi kis nal... je honey nal viah dande ta paap lagna c... bach ge

 

[dhana_jatt]

Re: jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal sunooooooooooooooooooo

Bai jo v sach nikal hi gaya moonh chon

main pehla hi keha c bai ji...

maaaf karde yaaaar .. shayad mein uske charkarviyuh mein faskaaar kuch jaada bol bethaa.. shama dayi de dost
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tenu pata hi ae jada oh bolda jinu pyar hove ... aagla ohi ta show kar rea

 

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

Re: jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal sunooooooooooooooooooo

paap bathere khat le bai... punn khatlo.. jodiyan sahi jaga fit karo bai.. shayad ashqan di hi duaa lag je

 

[Panjaban]

Re: jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal sunooooooooooooooooooo

>haha
oye panchayat bullaiye je fainsla ni hoya hajey...pushpa da v fahaa vaddiye tikk ke baith jaave ik thaan...

 

[dhana_jatt]

Re: jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal sunooooooooooooooooooo

>haha
oye panchayat bullaiye je fainsla ni hoya hajey...pushpa da v fahaa vaddiye tikk ke baith jaave ik thaan...

tere samne puje hoye amlia ne faisla kar ta dita.. sehja nal jor pakki... hun ehna ch koi ni aa sakda

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

Re: jihre marrige bureau noo mada samjhde dhyan naal sunooooooooooooooooooo