i need ur help frendS

[P-a-r-d-e-s-i]

SSa ji,, tuhanu sab nu _/\_

Tuhade sab to me ik serious prob bare gal krni c..
pls yaar help karyoo..

prblm start jad me hje chota jeha hi c.. :P

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mera bachpan sohnia sohnia antia de wich bittya;;
i mean.. hun tuhanu smj lag gyee huni k nhi ?
ok samjanda..
meriaa jinnia bhi antya c,, bohut hi sohnia c..
fir nal holi holi menu adat jahi hi pain lag pyee
antiya nu antiya kehna di...

hun me wadda ho gya..
but prob pai gye hun
prob eh a..
k mere kol sohni kuri nu dekh k keh ho janda
kinni sohni anti bethi :P
,, ik din assi ithe italy ch clg de bus stnd te bus di wait kr rhe c..
ik munda kenda oye oh dekh ohnu,, me keha ha yaar kinni sohni anti bethiilolzz
yaar sahi gall a hasse wali ni :-s
mjAak ni kar reha me..

 

[P-a-r-d-e-s-i]

nale is de naal ik hor bhi panga jeha.. paya hoyaa..
sohni kuri nu anty te keh ho janda mere kolo
par yaaaar...

menu bhabbi nu bhaabi kehnde nu hi bari sang lagdi a..
jad me india ch... us-wele meria 2bhabbia new new aiyaan c..
2 bhabbia (mama ji de 2 mundya di marriage hoi c)
oh na jad menu bhabbi ji rotti ditii yaar..
me sang de mare ne rotti hi nhi khaddddi
HUn aAp hI DAssO.. hai k nhi mERa oKHa!!!

iThe jiTHe mE na joB kaRda..
meNU bOhuT INdiAn mUnde JAnde a. me oHna nU bhaji kEHnda
hun ohna sab diya wife's a gayiaan..
dekhya jawe te menu ohna nu bhabbi ji or bharjaii kehna chaida..

me na ik din bhaji apni wife naal ayee,,
me keha ssa bhaji,,
ohna di wife nu mere moonh ch nikal gya
ssa anty ji
oh mere wal dekhee ehnu me ANTY disdi ?

ik hor anty haighi a,, ithe sade nere hi rehnde a..
i mean anty te nhi oh bhi mere bhabbhi ji hi lagde a...
mere to 5-6 yrs hi badde hone
but me na ohna nu..
jad oh menu ghar bulande a.
hmesha ssa anty ji kehnda.. mera okha
ohni meri mummy ji nu keha..
tuhada munda menu anty keh-ke chherda.
HUN TUSI DASSO ME KI KRA??

 

[P-a-r-d-e-s-i]

PLS READ IT CAREFULLY,,,,
ND FIR DASSO
JE KOI HALL HAIGA
K NHI
IS PROBLEM DA????

 

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

veere tenu taaa param vir chakar dena chahida is 26 january nu..

atleast tu is aurtan de zulam to bekhauf hoke sach bolan di himat taa rakhda..

is auratan de zulam bhare jagg vich jehdi kudi aunty lagdi tu usnu aunty kehke bahadri di misaal pesh karda hain veere.. .. haunslaa baada hi bai tera.. is haunsle nu problem nahi apni daleri samajh

 

[P-a-r-d-e-s-i]

veere tenu taaa param vir chakar dena chahida is 26 january nu..

atleast tu is aurtan de zulam to bekhauf hoke sach bolan di himat taa rakhda..

is auratan de zulam bhare jagg vich jehdi kudi aunty lagdi tu usnu aunty kehke bahadri di misaal pesh karda hain veere.. .. haunslaa baada hi bai tera.. is haunsle nu problem nahi apni daleri samajh

lolzzzzz tuhada okha!! 22ji

 

[P-a-r-d-e-s-i]

yaar waise menu na..
sohniya kuria nu ANTY kehn di adat pai gyee a

te tusi humenu. parmvEEr chakkr duan nu firde a.

tusi socho kal nu
apni sali sahiba nu dhakke naal anty keh ho gya

 

[tango_charlie]

veere sali di taan koi gal ni aa, par je kithe gharwali nu aunty keh gaya fer
agli ne teri sari problems solve kar deniyan ne

jaddon agli ne teri tarpaii karni aa teri bachpan di sariyan yaadan finish ho janiya ne

So bai hor kisse nu jo marji kahi jaa, bas wife da khyal rakhii
nahin is 26 january tainu param veer chakaar milu

te agli 26 january 22 tainu pagal khanne vich free de laddu milange

naale 22 aurat te nuclear bomb vadu care na handle kare banda
je kitte eh aayi te aa jaan taan , ik adha ni balki desh de desh khatre vich pai jande ne

 

[P-a-r-d-e-s-i]

veere sali di taan koi gal ni aa, par je kithe gharwali nu aunty keh gaya fer
agli ne teri sari problems solve kar deniyan ne

jaddon agli ne teri tarpaii karni aa teri bachpan di sariyan yaadan finish ho janiya ne

So bai hor kisse nu jo marji kahi jaa, bas wife da khyal rakhii
nahin is 26 january tainu param veer chakaar milu

te agli 26 january 22 tainu pagal khanne vich free de laddu milange

naale 22 aurat te nuclear bomb vadu care na handle kare banda
je kitte eh aayi te aa jaan taan , ik adha ni balki desh de desh khatre vich pai jande ne

lai dass 22ji tuhada okha!!!
gharwali nu bhi koi.. anty keh skda
ohte me waise hi likhya!!
asli problem te duji a.. jehri sab to pella likhi hOi a..
ohda.. koi hal haiga te dassoo
nale wohti kolo te hass hass ke.. tarpaai karwalange

 

[prinzdude]

:P Mainu taan tera vyah hona hi aukha lagda.... Jehdi kudi nu milenga ohnu je aunty aakh taa te oh vyah karvana te duur, teri kitte tarpaai hi na kar de... :D

 

[P-a-r-d-e-s-i]

:P Mainu taan tera vyah hona hi aukha lagda.... Jehdi kudi nu milenga ohnu je aunty aakh taa te oh vyah karvana te duur, teri kitte tarpaai hi na kar de... :D

22 ji,, vyah bare te me agge hi ghrdya nu naah kr ditti a,,
waise gal chaldii c,,
me keha. .hje hor study krni a

nale 22ji,,
tarpaii eh ki hunda,,,
yaar eng wich hand tight naalo
mera hath thora jeha sudh punjabi wich bhi a

 

[P-a-r-d-e-s-i]

:P Mainu taan tera vyah hona hi aukha lagda.... Jehdi kudi nu milenga ohnu je aunty aakh taa te oh vyah karvana te duur, teri kitte tarpaai hi na kar de... :D

waise tuhanu 22ji ik gall dassa,,,
kise nu dassyo na.. ssssssssssshhhh

oh na.. 6yrs pella,,,
jehre school ch,, uthe meri class ch,, 4indian kuria c,,
ohna wich,,, na,, ik me passnd c,,
ohne apni frnd nu menu puchan lei,,
bhejya,, me ohnu kidda di lagdi a

yaar oh kuri da dimaag khraab
ohne,, menu sare indians de sahmne puch lya,,
lolzzzzz
me kuch ni c,, keha,,,( i mean, anty ni keha,, inna control hega )
nale yaar,
menu na jehri puchan aii c,, ohdi,, sis passnd c
mera bhi okha!!! ha ah ahah

 

[tango_charlie]

Ilaaj taan beere simple aa ke jadoon aunty keh hi ditta
fer chal marke godhi chad jeya kar
nalle ohnaa nu laggu vi ehhh taan bache de dimag da hi aa
yo

asli problem te duji a.. jehri sab to pella likhi hOi a..
ohda.. koi hal haiga te dassoo

 

[P-a-r-d-e-s-i]

Ilaaj taan beere simple aa ke jadoon aunty keh hi ditta
fer chal marke godhi chad jeya kar
nalle ohnaa nu laggu vi ehhh taan bache de dimag da hi aa
yo

oh nahi yaar, hun na menu anty kehn wich mazza jeha bhi anda..
but chating krn naal thori jahi sng khull gyee merii,,

tuhanu te pta hi hona,,
kuria nu je kaho oh buddyiaa oh naraaz ho jandia,,
fir jaanke kehna penda,, smjya kro

 

[P-a-r-d-e-s-i]

Ilaaj taan beere simple aa ke jadoon aunty keh hi ditta
fer chal marke godhi chad jeya kar
nalle ohnaa nu laggu vi ehhh taan bache de dimag da hi aa
yo

nale yaar jehnu bharjaai,, kehna..
ohnu jadd, me jaanke anty kehnda,,
mere nallo bhawe,, oh 6yrs bari howe,,
oh mere naalo bhi choti ban jandi a ,,
fir menu lagda,,
kite hun eh na menu uncle ji keh dawe

 

[tango_charlie]

tere hallaat dekh ke lagda tun baal brahamchari reh jengaa
koi asharam vich invest kar laa beere . hor koi ilaaj ni lagda tera

 

[P-a-r-d-e-s-i]

tere hallaat dekh ke lagda tun baal brahamchari reh jengaa
koi asharam vich invest kar laa beere . hor koi ilaaj ni lagda tera

menu lagda tuhada.,,,
asharm khetar wich,,, jada experience a,,,
koi slaah hi dewo fir,,

 

[Panjaban]

hahahahahhaa....pata ni ki kahaan...lolz bohat funny thread parheya bohat dinna vaad.. lolz Baahla okha ah ji.. haha

 

[kudi_patole_wargi]

tere to ghat aukha aa

 

[Panjaban]

Leh..avien hee? hehe





Sim siso aiddan yaar besti naa kharab kareya karo meri...paasey ho ke mere naal hee discuss kareya karo..reputation no kharab karing

 

[Niki_Grewal]

sali sahiba taan aau je ohdi bhen nu aunty nahi kahoge....verna kehri kudi tuhade naal viaah kervau agar tusi ohnu aunty kahoge....lolzzzzzzzz.....tht was hillarious man....thnx for making me laugh like tht

yaar waise menu na..
sohniya kuria nu ANTY kehn di adat pai gyee a

te tusi humenu. parmvEEr chakkr duan nu firde a.

tusi socho kal nu
apni sali sahiba nu dhakke naal anty keh ho gya