I am a True INDIAN

I am a true Indian????... and these make me more so ????????
Some I definitely miss out here...

When the shampoo bottle seems to be over, I pour some water in it, shake it, and use it for another bath. :kjatt

... That for me a toothpaste isn't over until I've entirely flattened it out and started rolling it up from the back. :brush

That I buy broccoli and avocados for 300 Rupees, but still ask for some dhaniya patta for free. :sippu

That I don't just recycle gifts, I recycle the gift-wrapping paper too. :nerd

Our home has fine bone china crockery which is used only when guests visit. :chah

That I worry about price of gold without any reason of buying it! :haye

That I will beat the crap out of my remote to make it work but not change the battery. :hit

I get so disappointed if the pani puri guy doesn't give a free sukha puri in the end when I ask for one. :grrrr

That I won't have my breakfast and starve myself if I have been invited for a lunch buffet. :wo

That when my T-shirt gets old, I use it as night wear, when it gets older, I play holi in it & then I use it as a pochha. :hang

That I ask for extra oregano and chili flakes from the Dominos guy, so that I can use them later in Maggi. :chef

Right??? ;) :P :D :india
 
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