How to write Matrmonials Straight from Heart?

SehaJ

Troublemaker
These are actual ads on

a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a

profile description as everything is straight from the heart!


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Hello To Viewers My Name is Shilpa , I am single i dont have male,If

any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good

education but i working all field in bangalore .. if u like me u

welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident

or send u letter..

Thanks

yours Regards Shilpa ~*~

(Truly yours)



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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state

she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Wut Homework?)



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am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I

love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.

I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i

love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on

........hold my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)



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i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my

lucknow i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot

(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)


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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but

while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)



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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO

LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL

MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY

THEY ARE

1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.

2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION

3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing {laughing})


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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone

groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he

would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)

Infact she doesn ?t know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?



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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I

love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is

suffering from "Ok-syndrome" )



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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &

mother sister completely married

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married

'completely' ?)


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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me

pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! J )



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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments)

(Plz ? for gods sake ask somebody ?s help in framing sentence )



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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.

i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the

good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other

caste accepted ....

(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)

(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit s??????? Is there

anything like that.)



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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social

service.

(Zebra..???)



:roll:roll:roll:roll:roll

Regards.
SeHaJ
(Proud Flirt)
 

Sonia_Nz

>>>>MaHiYa<<<<
aho lagda tere ve add viche he hegi ehde rofl rofl

:kuto :kuto

I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social

service.

(Zebra..???)



eh meri add honii chaidii sii :roll :roll :roll :roll kisi sharmilaa nee badii besharamii naaal pehlaa hi copy kartii smirk
 

Sonia_Nz

>>>>MaHiYa<<<<
tenu os site da moderator bana dena............:roll:roll:roll:roll:roll


dekh lohhh hajje tak teh mei site teh gayi vi naii teh ehne thoree time vichh mei moderator bann gayii.....
cheti hi purii site mere kabjee vich ho ju giii :roll :roll :roll :roll
firr apppan merger karr deyangeeee uss siteee daaa...hun minu ameer honaaan tooh koi naii rokhh sakdaaaa :mean :mean
 

SehaJ

Troublemaker

Sonia_Nz

>>>>MaHiYa<<<<

SehaJ

Troublemaker
:kuto :kuto nai ehni popularity vi nai chaidiii
hameshaaa kisi naal share karna chaidaaaa
tusi hun mere ehnee chungee dost hoo kuj sitess de hakdaaar tusi hi hoo meii naii lai sakdii thodaa hakk :roll :roll :roll :roll meri zameeer cheek cheekh keee keh rahi ahhh kii ehdaa hakk naa chinhhh :mean :mean


Nah nah tu meri dost thora...tu ta meri friend aa....chal charge le cheti hun sites da :roll:roll:roll:roll
 
vah, bai, vah! sehaj puttar teri koi gall bani fir? mein tan kehnda ke inha ghaint matrimonial likheya hai, ke tu apni PP di maddad kyun nahi kar denda? :lol :lol :lol
 
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