How to kill a lion!!!!!!!!

GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe

~~brOwn sUg@~~
Part 1: How to catch a lion....... and then Part 2: how to kill a lion!

Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is
equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion
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Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Due
to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run
faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
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Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability
that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit
down and wait.
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Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.
Perform an inverse transformation with respect to
lion. Lion is in and we are out.
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Integration Differential Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion
is some where in the result. So differentiate the result
PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the lion
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Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven
that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues
tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
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Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it to accept that
its a Lion.


GOT FRUSTRATED ???

Now lets kill the lion...
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Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in
fear itself.
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Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness
fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in
to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first
lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness
loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You
don't understand right. ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!
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Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or Switzerland and
'Shoot'(kill) him in a good scenic location.
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Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
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Rahul dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and
score 1 run.
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Menaka Gandhi method:
save the lion from a danger and feed him with some
vegetables continuously.
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George bush method:
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him
 

dhana_jatt

~*~ NiMaNa ~*~
GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe said:
main method de te hun aape try karo....hun har cheej main hi dasungi.......aap practice karo taan hi sikhonge.....:slap
madam ji aa jess nu kaho ki practical karke vakhawe....:wig :wig :wig
 

GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe

~~brOwn sUg@~~
dhana_jatt said:
madam ji aa jess nu kaho ki practical karke vakhawe....:wig :wig :wig
na na sare jaane apna practical aap karange.....main samjhata hun sare aape karo..kisse ne kissi di help nayi karni.........:slap
 

Sonia_Nz

>>>>MaHiYa<<<<
ekk hor method vi ahh :gig :gig :gig :gig
jatt_style method

continously sher deh muhreee jahkee uss becharee nu manno manooo billi billi akhii jayeoo lion nee unjh hiiiii marr jaunaaa rolf rolf rolf rolf :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper
 

GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe

~~brOwn sUg@~~
neil said:
dhane bai
eh out of syllabus aa, mere kol parchee haigee aa,:wig

peg lavanyenge taan de dina, gall kar:hyper
oye out of syllabus kitho aa...saaf te sara lecture upload kita aa.........na padan de bahane dekh lao ena de........:slap
 
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