~~~~How to identify cities in INDIA??~~~~

Sonia_Nz

>>>>MaHiYa<<<<
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they
start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks
on.
That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make
peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Punjab


Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program
to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends
on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN DELHI

:gig :gig :gig :gig
 
Scenerio no: 8

Two guys are fighting and a mannoo:cat is sitting on the side n watching anxiously ...she doesnt bother to stop the guys ..she just passes by n is not concerned caz its her milk time ...
if you see this happening :
This means you are in New Zealand :taz :taz :mean :mean :mean :mean
 

guywidattitude

bEtTa LeAvE dIs BoY aLoNe
prince_of_thieves said:
Scenerio no: 8


Two guys are fighting and a mannoo:cat is sitting on the side n watching anxiously ...she doesnt bother to stop the guys ..she just passes by n is not concerned caz its her milk time ...
if you see this happening :

This means you are in New Zealand :taz :taz :mean :mean :mean :mean
balle tere..........ik dum theek keha.......lolz:mean
 

dhana_jatt

~*~ NiMaNa ~*~
prince_of_thieves said:
Scenerio no: 8

Two guys are fighting and a mannoo:cat is sitting on the side n watching anxiously ...she doesnt bother to stop the guys ..she just passes by n is not concerned caz its her milk time ...
if you see this happening :
This means you are in New Zealand :taz :taz :mean :mean :mean :mean
wah bai :haha :haha :haha :haha
 

munda_wakhre_type_da

-- Kem da Gui --
SCENARIO 9

u r walkin in da street and u r hearing just one voice "PUSHPA I LOVE U ,I LOVE U PUSHPA .. I REALLY LOVE U PUSHPAA :dil "

den u guess it rite u r in phase 4 mohali and da voice is of our sweet DHANA :hug
 

munda_wakhre_type_da

-- Kem da Gui --
SCENARIO 10

har passe je eho jiyan awajan aundiyan hon

" CHEERS CHEERS :talli " .
.
"BURAHHHHHHHHHHH "

" O CHAKDE FATTE "

" YAAR HOR NI PEETI JAARI :sadno "

" MAINU ULTI AYI AE :dts "

" CHALO BOTTOMS UP KARIYE "

"TU SAELYA HOR NA PEE TENU CHADGI HAI "

"MAINU GAL KINWE KADI OYE :saw "


bai eh ta koi apna punjab da desi theka hi ae :talli :D
 

munda_wakhre_type_da

-- Kem da Gui --
SECNARIO 11


" mere paise mod de

meri pant mod de hun taa

oo bai meri shirt modni k nahin :saw

tu mera cycle leke geya c pichle hafte modan tera fuffad aunga :slap "



eh sab galan sunre hoo ta u must be gagan de ghar de bahar.. rofl rofl rofl
 

J@tti

..Majajan..
Scenario 13

vey marjanya
kad dur hongiyan tere galatfehmiyan
vey amliya
chadd de nasha pata karna
vey nikamya
kadde ta koi akal da kam karlya kar
vey dubb janyan
lokan de paise chakkne chadde


guri di gali da hal wekhlo :D
 

Sonia_Nz

>>>>MaHiYa<<<<
prince_of_thieves said:
Scenerio no: 8


Two guys are fighting and a mannoo:cat is sitting on the side n watching anxiously ...she doesnt bother to stop the guys ..she just passes by n is not concerned caz its her milk time ...
if you see this happening :

This means you are in New Zealand :taz :taz :mean :mean :mean :mean
simar nalayek prani jihaaaa :dm :dm teri himat di daaat dindii ahhhh :mean :mean meree naaal pangaaa hunn dekhhh teraa scenerio :saw :saw

SCENERIO 14 :gig :gig

Two guyz r fitin in the middle of the street bunch of ppl join them some more gather arnd them as well....a whole crowd is standin in the middle of the street blockin da traffic. simar comes along in his chori vahli ferrari parks it on the side of the road n join the crowd to see wots happenin...suddenly the two guys stop fitin n every1 start scratchin their head....they get infected by juan spread by our very own eklaute juan di pandh simar :gig :gig.....
if this is the case
yep we r positively sure it hafta be almighty melbourne , :kpw :kpw Australia :mean :mean :bolt :bolt
 

Pardesan Punjaban

Alone but Happy
Sonia_Nz said:
simar nalayek prani jihaaaa :dm :dm teri himat di daaat dindii ahhhh :mean :mean meree naaal pangaaa hunn dekhhh teraa scenerio :saw :saw

SCENERIO 14 :gig :gig

Two guyz r fitin in the middle of the street bunch of ppl join them some more gather arnd them as well....a whole crowd is standin in the middle of the street blockin da traffic. simar comes along in his chori vahli ferrari parks it on the side of the road n join the crowd to see wots happenin...suddenly the two guys stop fitin n every1 start scratchin their head....they get infected by juan spread by our very own eklaute juan di pandh simar :gig :gig.....
if this is the case

yep we r positively sure it hafta be almighty melbourne , :kpw :kpw Australia :mean :mean :bolt :bolt





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~~*nUnnY*~~

Member
Sonia_Nz said:
simar nalayek prani jihaaaa :dm :dm teri himat di daaat dindii ahhhh :mean :mean meree naaal pangaaa hunn dekhhh teraa scenerio :saw :saw

SCENERIO 14 :gig :gig

Two guyz r fitin in the middle of the street bunch of ppl join them some more gather arnd them as well....a whole crowd is standin in the middle of the street blockin da traffic. simar comes along in his chori vahli ferrari parks it on the side of the road n join the crowd to see wots happenin...suddenly the two guys stop fitin n every1 start scratchin their head....they get infected by juan spread by our very own eklaute juan di pandh simar :gig :gig.....
if this is the case

yep we r positively sure it hafta be almighty melbourne , :kpw :kpw Australia :mean :mean :bolt :bolt
:w0t lol
vekh bhene...tu simar te jinne marzi scenerio bana le...bas melbourne te na hamla kar:mean :mean :mean
 
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