The Ominous
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How to Identify cities in India
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Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and
They start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata
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Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and
walks on.
That's Mumbai
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Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make
peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi
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Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along
And quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad.
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Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software
Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug
in the program.
That's Bangalore
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Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along
And quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace
comes in.
That's Chennai.
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Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home
being friends.
You are in Goa
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Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their
Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
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You are DEFINITELY IN Punjab
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Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and
They start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata
______________________
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and
walks on.
That's Mumbai
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Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make
peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi
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Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along
And quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad.
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Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software
Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug
in the program.
That's Bangalore
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Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along
And quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace
comes in.
That's Chennai.
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Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home
being friends.
You are in Goa
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Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their
Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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You are DEFINITELY IN Punjab
