How to Identify cities in India

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How to Identify cities in India





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Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and
They start arguing about who's right.


You are in Kolkata

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Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and
walks on.

That's Mumbai

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Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make
peace.The first two get together & beat him up.

That's Delhi

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Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along
And quietly opens a chai-stall

That's Ahmedabad.

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Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software
Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug
in the program.

That's Bangalore

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Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along
And quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace
comes in.

That's Chennai.

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Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home
being friends.

You are in Goa

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Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their
Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
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You are DEFINITELY IN Punjab
 
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