How to catch a lion

Heer_J@tti

Punjaban Jatti
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Implies you caught lion. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Now you can trap it easily. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Indian Police Method: [/FONT]
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion [/FONT].
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping ! [/FONT]
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Manirathnam Method (director): [/FONT]
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]room with a single candle lighted. [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Keep murmuring something in its ears. [/FONT]
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Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Send a lioness into the forest. [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]But 2nd lioness loves both lions. [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Now send another lioness (third) into the forest. [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont! [/FONT]
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Yash Chopra method (director): [/FONT]
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Govinda method: [/FONT]
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Menaka Gandhi method: [/FONT]
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]George bush method: [/FONT]
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!! [/FONT]
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Ravi [/FONT]Shastri method:
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Ask the lion to bowl at u. [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Lion tired and surrenders [/FONT]
 
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rinku nu sher ne khuch ni kehna... koi fayida ni...
sher v kahu yaar chad ene maare din ni aaye ki rinku te attack karna pave :haha


acchaaaaaaaaa o chal fe tan ni faida....scene tan banna ni....umm chal fe tun moore ho ji..main magar ...magar ..dassin mainu maada jeha on hw 2 ctch lion:D
 
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