How Man N Woman Takes Cash From ATM!

MaRjAnA

JaTT_On_JaunT
[SIZE=+1]5 to 50 ATM Procedures (Take cash out of ATM) of Man and Woman:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Man:[/SIZE]
1- Drive to the bank, park, go to the ATM
2- Insert card
3- Dial code and desired amount
4- Take the cash and the card
5- Take the car and leave

Woman:

1-Drive to the ATM
2-Check make-up in the mirror
3- Apply perfume
4- Manually check haircut
5- Park car - failure
6- Park car - failure
7- Park car - success
[FONT=Bookman Old
Style]8- Search for the card in the handbag[/FONT]
9- Insert card, rejected by the machine
10- Throw phone card back in handbag
11- look for bank card
12- Insert card
13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is written in handbag
14- Enter code
15-Study instructions for 2 minutes
16- #Cancel#
17- Re-enter code
[FONT=Bookman Old
Style]18- #Cancel#[/FONT]
19- Call boyfriend to get correct code
20- Enter desired amount
21- #Error#
[FONT=Bookman Old
Style]22- Enter bigger amount[/FONT]
23- #Error#
24- Enter maximum amount
25- Cross fingers
26- Take cash
27- Go back to the car
28- Check make-up in rear mirror
29- Look for keys in handbag
30- Start car
31- Drive 50 meters
[FONT=Bookman
Old Style]32- STOP[/FONT]
[FONT=Bookman Old
Style]33- Drive back to bank machine[/FONT]
34- Go out of the car
35- Take card back from machine
36- Go back to the car
37- Throw card on passenger seat
38- Check make-up in rear mirror
39- Manually check haircut
40- Go into roundabout - wrong way
41- BREAK
42- Go into roundabout - right way
43- Drive 5 kilometers
44- Remove hand brake

45- Sees the Red signal
46- Puts handbrakes
47- Car slows down
48- Car stops
49- Too late to start car again from middle of cross roads
50- @%^@%@$%&!$%^&!!!











rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf
 

Maxsteel

~*~AbStRusE~*~
yar jehni vaar v mein ahh padhda na hassa appe aa jaunda,,,soo true that even galz cant deny this fact.rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf (that they r dolt):crack :crack
 

MeHRaM

sadial
A man has at most four items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, toothpaste, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
 

MaRjAnA

JaTT_On_JaunT
Maxsteel said:
yar jehni vaar v mein ahh padhda na hassa appe aa jaunda,,,soo true that even galz cant deny this fact.rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf (that they r dolt):crack :crack
Aaho menu v har waar read kar ke hassa aa janda :gig :gig :gig :gig :gig :gig
 
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